Deer Hunters
One morning two hunters went out hunting, well right when they got there one decided he had to take a shit. He sat down on a log and did his thing and while he was sitting there he fell asleep. His friend had killed a deer and already gutted it. He took the guts and put them right under the man's ass. An hour passed and when the other man finally got back to the truck his friend asked where you been. He replied "I took a shit and shitted all my guts out" His friend asked "well what did you do?" He said "If it weren't for the grace of God and a greasy stick then I'd never got them back in!"
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