Oh Sh't......
Two elderly women were out driving in a
large car, neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they were
cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but
they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to
herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a
red light."
After a few more minutes they
came to another intersection, the light
was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was
almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she
might be seeing
things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure
enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it. She
turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us"
Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh Shit! Am I driving?"
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