The Seven Dwarfs
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs,
they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks,
"Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship,
are there any Dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other
dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences
them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says,"Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in
the world?"
"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The
other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, punching the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
chanting..........."Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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