LIFE SAVERS
A man was doing a study of children`s senses in a first grade class using a bowl of lifesavers and asked them: "What is the flavor, and what color is it ?
Lemon.....Yellow
Lime...... Green
Orange.......Orange
FINALLY, HE GAVE THEM ALL HONEY LIFESAVERS The children sucked on them for awhile, but couldn't decipher the taste. Well, he said " I'll give you a clue, it's what your mother would call your father"
One little girl looked up in horror,
spit hers out and yelled:
"Everyone quick, spit it out they're assholes!!"
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