One Hole Behind
A guy was playing golf and got lost. He saw a lady up ahead and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on."
She says, "Your one hole behind me, I'm on 7, your on 6." He thanked her and continued playing golf.
On the back nine he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you tell me what hole I'm on?"
She told him, "Your one hole behind me, I'm on 14, your on 13." Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out.
She accepted.They started talking, he asked what she did for a living. She said, "I'm in sales."
He replied, "No kidding, so am I. What do you sell?"
She said "It's too embarrassing to tell."
and then she says she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh.
He promised. She said "I sell tampons."
He immediately fell to the floor laughing. She said, "You promised not to laugh!"
He replied, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it.
You see, I sell toilet paper. I'm still one hole behind you!"
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