None of That
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"
"That's a daddy longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought about it for a moment then took her foot and stamped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of THAT in OUR garden."
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