All New Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind.
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo momma like a tomato sauce bottle, everyone gets a squeeze!
Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow
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