Go Grandma
A girl was a hooker, but her "granny" didn't know about it. One
day, the police rounded up a bunch of em and the girl was caught. The cops had the girls lined up against a wall. Just then the granny walked by and saw her
granddaughter. She asked the girl, "What are you lining up for?". The granddaughter, not willing to tell the truth, told her grandmother that
she was lining up for some free oranges. Well, grandma, not one for passing up something free, joined the back of the line. A policeman who
was going down the line taking information from each girl, soon reached
the grandmother. He was stunned and bewildered to see her So, he asked, "Ma'am, you're rather old to be out here, how do you still do
it?" Grandma proudly replied, "Oh, it's easy, I just take out my teeth and suck 'em dry."
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