Real Texan
An old Texan, dressed in a cowboy shirt,hat,spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he was sipping,a lady sat down next to him and asked,"Are you a real Texan?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life in Texas on the ranch herding cows,and breaking horses.... so I reckon I am."Then he asked her what she was.She replied, "I've never been to Texas or a ranch so I'm not a Texan, but I'd say I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV. Everything seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the Texan ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real Texan?"
To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm realy a lesbian.
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