The Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the wife teed up and sliced it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "Let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side,
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry." the husband replied.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for 1000 years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem.
And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said.
"Consider it done." the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a
woman in a 1000 years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."
They go upstairs and do it for two hours.
After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" "35." she replied. "And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing."
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