Old Sailor
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake.
He hires a hooker and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as good as he can.
He asks, "How am I doing?"
The hooker replies,
"Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"What's that supposed to mean?"he replies,and she says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."
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