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A husband and wife go off to bed.
As soon as they settle down, the
man leans over and whispers softly
"hey snuggle boopy boops, your
little hubby wubby isn't quite ready
for bye-byes yet." The wife takes
the hint and says
"OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes, but on her way back
she trips over a piece of carpet
and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my
little hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?" No harm is done, so
she jumps into bed and
they have mad sex for two hours.
Afterwards, the wife goes off
to the bathroom again,
but on her way
she trips over the same piece of carpet
and again lands flat on her face
on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts,
"clumsy bitch
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