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There is a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs, just crying. A man sees this and asks the girl what is wrong. "Well no one ever told me "I love you" before!"
The man tells her he loves her and starts to walk away. This time she starts crying even harder. "Now whats wrong?" he asked.
"No ones ever kissed me before!"
So he gets down on one knee and kisses her and starts to walk away again. This time she starts bawling. "Now what is wrong?"
"No one's ever fucked me before!"
So, he picks her up, throws her in the water and says, "There, you're fucked!"
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