He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he leaves sticking out.
Two old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon
seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she begins to move it around with her cane, and remarked to the other old lady,
"There is no justice in the
world." The other old lady says, "What do you mean by that?" The first old
lady said, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot all about it.
And now that I am 80,
the damn things are growing wild,
and I'm
too old to Squat!!"
