WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!

MUSTANG's NIGHTMAREVILLE CONTAINS THINGS YOU'LL FIND SO FRIGHTNING AND DISHEARTNING THAT YOU MUST BE WARNED NOT TO ENTER IF YE HATH A WEAK HEART
GO IF YOU MUST,STAY IF YOU WILL,BUT,DECIDE QUICK,WE DON'T HAVE ALL FREAKING NIGHT!
It's dank and dark about,take this torch,you just might need it, wouldn't want you to bump into anything in night now would we... ha ha ha ha!!!!!

GO ON INTO TOWN!!!
GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE!!