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We have designed a brief checklist
to determine if you are.

Do you:

1. Have twitches of the hand when you walk by your terminal?

2. Check E-mail more than five times a day?

3. Spend more time chatting than eating or sleeping?

4. Surf aimlessly with no direction, if only to be online?

5. Leave your name and information at countless sites if only to hope you'll receive a reply one day from a company you'll never do business with anyway?

6. Log on before important personal habits, such as meal preparation, hygiene or bodily functions?

7. Have red, swollen eyes that hang halfway out of your head?

8. Spend hours online on a holiday from work, where you'd usually be griping about your carpal tunnel syndrome?

9. See smoke arising from your computer or WebTV box?

10. All of the above?

If you answered yes to four or more questions
or chose #10, you have a problem.
Please call us at Internetaholics Anonymous at:
1-800-YOU NEED-HELP.
And NO we do NOT have a website.