Bad news!
A sad Tale It is with the saddest heart I have to pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon veteran Pillsbury spokesperson. Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Hundreds of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, Duncan Hines, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker , The Hostess Twinkies, Cap. Crunch and many others. The gravesite was piled high with flour as long time friend Aunt Jemina delivered the eulogy describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business he was no flash in the pan, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes and getting burnt in a number of hot deals. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was though he would rise again, but to no avail. Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough, who has been called a tart. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes