this be so fun! Right on!

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How t'have fun at Walmart (hey, ah' had t'snatch down space and dis be very funny)

• Fill down shoppin' carts, and den abandom dem droughoud de sto'e, randomly. Slap mah fro!
• Collect boxes uh condoms and drop dem into oda' customer's carts whendey're not lookin'
• Go t'de clock aisle; set all uh de alarm clocks t'go off at ten-minute intervals droughout da damn whole day. Slap mah fro!
• Run down t'a male employee as ya' squeeze yo' legs togeda' and scream,
• Try on bras upside yo' shirt and admire yo'self in some mirro'.
• Spill some trail uh o'ange juice all de way t'de restrooms.
• Walk down t'an employee and mutter,
• Go t'de electronics secshun; tune all de transista's t'a polka stashun. Den, turn dem all off and set each volume knob t'full blast. Man!
• Test da damn fishin' rods; toss some line upside de top uh de merchandise shelf and see whut ya'
• Move
• Go into Automotive and sample all de spray air fresheners until nobody kin breade.
• Nonchalantly
• When some sucka ax's ya' if ya' need assistance, start weepin' and bawl,
• Walk right down t'de security camera and pick yo' nose, vigo'ously. Slap mah fro!
• Obstruct an entire aisle in Toys by settin' down some fulll-scale battlefield pittin' Transfo'mers against da damn X-Men. 'S coo', bro.
• While handlin' some shotgun in Spo'tin' Goods, ax' de clerk where dey stock anti-depressants.
• Dart around da damn sto'e frantically while hummin' de tune fum
• Pick down various funnels and practice yo'
• Hide in de clodin' racks; as sucka's browse drough de sweaters, aqueal
• If ya' hear an announcement upside de loud raper, fall on de floo', assume da damn fetal posishun, and scream,
• Go t'an empty checkout line and shout,
• Go into some dressin' room and scream,
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• Wuzn't dat great? I'm sho' man ya'll snatch dis wonderful advice and go gots some fun at Walmart! Right on!