Welcome to Backstreetaholics Anonymous
Cast of Characters(most of these people are from the BSB Band Chat):
Stacey: Kevin and Howie addict
Jess: Brian addict
Lisa: AJ addict
Amanda: AJ's sausage addict
Netteke: Recovering Nick addict, now an AJ addict
Tiffany: teenybopper and hopless Nick addict
Kat: counselor
Kelly: pizza delivery girl (this is a friend of mine from my hometown)
The Meeting
Kat: "Okay, let's all begin with the Serenity Prayer."
All: "God, grant me the serenety to accept that the BSB aren't gods, the courage to not think about them 24/7, and the wisdom to not buy everything that has their face plastered all over it."
Kat: "Stacey, how have you been this week?"
Stacey: "My name is Stacey and I'm a Backstreetaholic."
All: "Hi, Stacey."
Stacey: "I've called every male I've seen in the last week either Kevin or Howie."
Kat: "I've told you you've got to stop putting their faces on everybody."
Stacey: "I know, but I can't help it. They look better than most of the guys I meet."
Kat: "We'll discuss this later. Jess, how about you?"
Jess: "My-Brian-name-Brian-is-Brian-Jess-Brian-and-Brian-I'm-Brian-a-Brian-Backstreetaholic-Brian."
Lisa: "Jess, you're doing it again."
Jess: "Oops, I'm sorry."
Kat: "Well, Jess, it's obvious we've still got to work on your problem. Lisa?"
Lisa: "My name is Lisa and I'm a Backstreetaholic."
All: "Hi, Lisa."
Lisa: "I got a tattoo..."
Stacey: "So what? I've got three."
Lisa: "...on my butt of AJ."
Stacey: ......"You've lost it, girl."
Amanda: *pulls out a covered platter* "Anybody want a sausage?"
Kat: "Um, no thanks, Amanda. Netteke, do you have anything to add?"
Netteke: "I met AJ and he kissed me three times."
Kat: "Besides that."
Netteke: "I called Nick's hotel room, but I didn't say anything."
Kat: "Ookay. Tiffany?"
Stacey: "Oh, God, no!"
Tiffany: "AAAAAAAHHH! I LOVE NICK! AAAAAAHHH!"
Jess: "Make her stop!"
*Amanda shoves a sausage into Tiffany's mouth, shutting her up.*
Lisa: "Thank you, Amanda."
Amanda: "No problem. Want some sausage?"
Lisa: "No thanks."
Amanda: "Okay, more for me!"
Kat: "Since we had made some progrees ending Netteke's Nick addiction by showing her a picture of him naked..."
Stacey: *snort* "He doesn't have to be naked to turn me off."
Jess: "But she turned to AJ."
Stacey: "And that's a bad thing?"
Kat: "ANYWAY, as I was saying, I thought we could make even better progress by bringing the Boys in for you to see."
Tiffany: *spits out sausage* "AAAAAAAHHHH! NIIIIICK!"
Netteke: "Get her screaming ass out of here!"
Stacey: "Gladly." *picks up Tiffany and throws her out of the room.*
Kat: "So, without further adieu, the Backstreet Boys!"
*The door opens and Kevin and Howie walk in and walk over to Stacey, sitting down on either side of her.*
Kevin: "Hi, sweetie."
Howie: "You're cute. I like you."
Stacey: *giggles*
*Brian walks in and sits down next to Jess.*
Brian: "Hello!"
Jess: *jumps into Brian's lap* "Will you marry me? I've already planned our wedding. THE DEPOSITS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE!"
Brian: *in a small voice* "Help me."
*AJ walks in and humps the floor.*
Amanda and Lisa: "THE SAUSAGE HUMP!"
Netteke: "Whatever you call it, it's damn hot!"
Kat: "AJ, you're not helping."
AJ: "Sorry, babe." *walks over to the three girls and drapes himself across their laps*
Amanda, Lisa, and Netteke: *sigh**giggle*
*Nick walks in, picking his nose. He sits down in the only available seat, next to Netteke.*
Nick: "Hi. You're purty."
Netteke: "Um, thanks." *scoots her chair away*
Nick: "Where are you going?"
Netteke: "The light is better over here."
Nick: "Oh, okay."
*Howie and Kevin whisper into Stacey's ears and they all giggle. While everyone else is distracted, they sneak off into the closet.*
*There is a knock on the door.*
Kelly: "I've got a pizza here for..." *she sees Nick* "Whoa! Who's that cutie patootie?"
Kat: "That's Nick Carter."
Kelly: "Nicky baby! Come with me! I got pizza!"
Nick: "Pizza? I'm there!" *follows Kelly out, picking his nose again*
Kat: "Where'd Stacey, Howie, and Kevin go?" *hears and thump and a giggle from the closet* "Never mind. I don't want to know."
Jess: "Come on, Brian. We've got an appointment with the wedding coordinator."
Brian: *weakly* "Oh, goody." *is dragged out of the room by Jess*
AJ: So, ladies. Wanna go test out my new hot tub?"
Amanda, Lisa, and Netteke: "Sure!" *they leave with AJ*
Kat: "I give up."
THE END
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