~*THE KISS*~
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you.
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends.
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you.
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you.
5. Kiss on the ears...I am just playing.
6. Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away.
7. Look in your eyes... kiss me.
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you.
9. Hands on your waist... I love you to much to let you go.
THE THREE STEPS
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare
THE COMMANDMENTS
1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum
A kiss ain't a kiss
Without some tongue
So open up your mouth
And close your eyes
And give your tongue Some exercise!
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
So kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated.
-When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
-When you are blue, I`ll try to dislodge whatever`s choking you.
-When you smile, I`ll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
-When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
-When you are confused, I will use little words to
explain it to your dumb azz.
-When you are sick, Stay away from me until
you`re well again, I don`t want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy azz.
-This is my oath I pledge till the end.
-Why you may ask? Because you`re my kick ass friend.
"I drew your name in a circle not a heart...because hearts can be broken, but circles will last forever."
~IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES~
*-If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see
you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and
pray the Lord, your soul to keep
*-If I knew it would be the last time that I see you
walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and
call you back for one more.
*-If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your
voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day.
*-If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare
an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you,"
instead of assuming,you would KNOW I do.
*-If I knew it would be the last time I would be there
to share your day, when I was sure you'll have so many
more, so I can let just this one slip away.
*-For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for
an oversight, and we always get a second chance to
make everything right.
*-There will always be another day to say our "I love
you's", And certainly there's another chance to say
our "Anything I can do's?"
*-But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I
get, I'd like to say how much I love you and I hope we
never forget,Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young
or old alike, And today may be the last chance you get
to hold your loved one tight..
*-So if you're waiting for tomorrow, why not do it
today?
For if tomorrow never comes, you'll surely regret the
day,that you didn't take that extra time for a smile, a
hug, or a kiss and you were too busy to grant someone,
what turned out to be their one last wish.
*-So hold your loved ones close today, whisper in their
ear,Tell them how much you love them and that you'll
always hold them dear, Take time to say "I'm sorry,"
"please forgive me," "thank you" or "it's okay".
*-And if tomorrow never comes, you'll have no regrets
about today. Remember life is too short
