~1/4/00~

OK, I'm not going to be all "yay! we're all alive after Y2K!" Cuz y2k was super GAY! (i rhymed)Everyone knows that NO ONE was gonna die! Everyone knows that God wasn't gonna visit and be all "Hey guys! Whats up?" Cuz NONE of it happened! It was all just plain reject. So, we're over it.

Moving on! I'd just like it to let it be known that THE Wade the evil whore of a sexy bastard signed da guestbook. Now, for all you hackers out there, track his ass down through however you do that stuff and tell him how he is a total mean whore for breaking his promise to Tara and Sunny. And to Wade himself, if this is being read by him....YOU'RE EVIL! You broke my heart...never do it again. Whore. Don't think you're not making up for this. There's still my birthday.

OK, Here's the deal the with entire Tavis Rocks Week. I'm doing a week where Tavis is totally going rock. And then after that, a fish after fish after fish. Get it? "Now, what exactly IS Tavis Rocks Week" you ask ever so anxiously. Well, here's what the whole hullabaloo is aboot. You (the fans)send all poetry, drawings, short stories, little tales of horror, needelpoint, pictures of shrines and whatever has to do with you're little fan work for the Tav Master to MY ARSE. I will take care of zee rest. So, GET ON IT!!! NOW!

Oh, and by the way....GOO! It's official. Reel Big Fish keep a copy of Billy Madison on the Magic Bus. Carlos is no longer a Billy Madison virgin. Celebrate. Holiday. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.