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Notes From The Aliens

Breaking news!!! I was folding the laundry late Thursday night when I peered into the dryer. What I saw was a piece of bright red paper that said this:

"You know too much. If you had any sense you would take your webpage down now. The reign of Sockratese is coming sooner than you think. You will have no warning of when we arrive. You will not know what hit you. Do not get in our way, you underestimate our power. Remember these words, you will be our first sacrifice."

I recieved a 2nd note on Sunday from the aliens:

"Warn your followers that their days are getting fewer. Monkey droppings will pour from the sky. There is nothing that you can do to stop us. No mortal being will stop us from taking over. There are more of us than there are of you. Millions of little evil sock monkeys have been constructed already. Don't bother trying to resist us."

Just when I thought that maybe these evil aliens had given up I received yet another note.

"You humans make us laugh. Your attempts to try and weaken our power are pathetic. You'll have to do better than that to scare us off. The eve of monkey falls soon..."