So you have hair. Why not do something creative with it to better express yourself? That's what I do. Right now I wear my hair in a small mohawk. I don't really have the hairdressing skills to turn it in to a huge mohawk... but I can turn it into a little mohawk. I love the attention I get... and I love it when the little kids stare. And I love how I look when I wear the mohawk.. it's just me! So here's how you can wear the same mohawk I do.

Step 1: Make sure you have a comb

Step 2: Buy some hair gel. Look for sculpting gel. Generally, the more expensive the better. With a $7.95 bottle my mohawk will stay up no matter what and it's much bigger and it basically looks better. With a $1.95 bottle it's pretty small (though still noticeable) and it'll come out real easily. I recommend Pantene Pro-V... good brand.

Step 3: get all of your hair really wet in the sink.

Step 4: Towel it so that it's still wet/damp, but it isn't so wet that it drips. If it's too wet the hair gel doesn't work as well, if it ain't wet enough it won't work as well either.

Step 5: Comb all your hair, especially the hair in the middle, to the front.

Step 6: Comb all the hair to the back. Make sure the hair in the middle is combed back and doesn't stick out to much or isn't fucked up in any way. Gotta be straight.

Step 7: Squirt some hair gel into your hand. I'd say a good amount is so that it covers the inside half of your palm.

Step 8: Bring your two hands together and squeeze them together and move them back and forth and spread the gell all around.

Step 9: Bring them together and up to your head. Put them above the middle part of your hair. Open them and place them on opposite sides of the hair. Then pull up and begin sculpting your mohawk.

Step 10: If you have parents, and they don't have a problem with it, then they are kickass people. If they do have a problem with it, they aren't quite as understanding as they should be. If they don't let you wear it, they are horrible people and should be shot. If they decide not to let you wear it out of the house on certain occasions, tell them you'll wear a hat. And take the hat off whenever the opportunity arises.