Ways to Die
1.)O.D.
2.)Car accident
3.)Decapitation
4.)Hanging
5.)Electric chair
6.)Lethal injection
7.)Step on a land mine
8.)Radiation Poisoning
9.)Hold a live hand grenade
10.)Bludgeon yourself with a brick a lot
11.)Hold a golf club up during a storm
12.)Stand under a tree during a storm
13.)Go on Jenny Jones and tell a guy you want to be his gay lover
14.)Jump off a cliff
15.)Take cyanide
16.)Snap your spinal cord
17.)Drown
18.)Stake through the heart
19.)Sky dive without a parachute
20.)Get lung cancer
21.)Get aids
22.)Have a heart attack
23.)Go into space without oxygen
24.)Be in a cave during a cave in
25.)Have a tornado whisk your house away to Oz where the evil witch kills you
26.)The ground splits open during an earthquake and you fall in
27.)Having your house catch on fire and you're in it
28.)Get ate by something big
29.)Get bit by a tse-tse fly
30.)Being allergic to bees and get stung by one
31.)Using dirty needles
32.)Sit on the ground during a mosh pit
33.)Getting a malitoff cocktail thrown in your window
34.)Take 8 valium pills and wash it down with some tequila
35.)Get stabbed by a rusty nail and get tetanus
36.)Get the disease from outbreak
37.)Get the flesh eating disease
38.)Call Luke "Guke"
39.)Be frozen
40.)Witness the mob murder someone, and you "accidentally" fall in the river and drown
41.)Stab yourself in the eye with a pencil
42.)Hit your head on the water fountain a bunch of times
43.)Slip on a banana peel while walking down the street and you fall in the street and get run over
44.)Play electric guitar in the bath tub
45.)Use toaster in the bath tub
46.)Blow dry hair in bath tub
47.)Take too many whippets
48.)Be exposed to too many UV rays
49.)Pour gasoline on yourself and light yourself on fire
50.)Cut off your arm without using a tourniquet
51.)Asfixiate
52.)Get rear ended in a pinto
53.)Don't wear your seat belt and go through the windshield
54.)Have your legs or something else between you and the airbag when it goes off
55.)Commit an act of treason
56.)Eat too many psilocybin mushrooms and go driving
57.)Drink and drive
58.)Be exposed to Napalm
59.)Get caught in an avalanche
60.)Starve
61.)Eat a poinsetta leaf
62.)Be exposed to anthrax
63.)Fall out of a skyscraper window
64.)Old age
65.)Trip in a cave and land on a stalagmite
66.)Drink something with a date rape drug in it and get raped and killed
67.)Time deprivation
68.)Tie a brick to your leg and jump into a lake
69.)Look at naked pictures of Linda Tripp
70.)Smoke bad pasquat
71.)Drink mercury
72.)Swallow a rock
73.)Get shot by a rocket launcher
74.)Get shrunk and ate by an ant
75.)Get ran over by a lawnmower
76.)Carbon monoxide poisoning
77.)Shoot yourself
78.)Burned by acid
79.)Fall in lava
80.)Have a large man sit on you
81.)Stick a fork in your temple
82.)Run with scissors
83.)Be assassinated
84.)Be abducted and thrown into an alien experiment
85.)Get ate by a pirahna
86.)Be poisoned by a snake
87.)Be caught in a monsoon
88.)Be caught in a hurricane
89.)Lead poisoning
90.)Heat exhaustion
91.)Dehydration
92.)Get hit by a meteorite
93.)Apocalypse
94.)Get your throat slit
95.)Epileptic siezure
96.)Catch ebola virus
97.)Get the black plague
98.)Be impaled on spikes
99.)Yell "I love Jesus" while running down the hall at skool and athiest terrorists are attacking it
100.)Get caught by a loan shark
101.)Eat skool food
102.)Asbestos
103.)Fall off a horse
104.)Ride your bike into a bus
105.)Thrown into the labyrinth with the minotaur
106.)Sniff glue
107.)Hit a TV screen with a sledge hammer while its on
108.)Shot with a silver bullet
109.)Stay out for sunrise (Vampyres)
110.)Get ate by a venus fly trap
111.)Tell the grim reaper to "Suck it!"
112.)Jump in the Amazon
113.)Agent orange
114.)DDT
115.)Get stabbed in the jugular
116.)Jump in a giant vat of melted cheese
117.)Sell your soul to satan
118.)Get hit in the achilles tendon
119.)Get put in soylent green
120.)Jump in a meat grinder
121.)Have a stroke
122.)Play with a buzz saw while you're drunk
123.)Lay on a bed of nails and have some guy jump on you
124.)Have paint thinner touch you (cartoon)
125.)Go into the ghetto, blast PanterA, dress in white sheets and yell "RAP SUCKS!"
126.)Suffocation
127.)Stand in the middle of Tom's Twister (some thing at 6 flags) and jump when it starts
128.)Wave gang signs in the ghetto
129.)Fall in quick sand
130.)Lick a bug zapper
131.)Crucifixion
132.)Chinese water torture
133.)Iron maiden
134.)Pendulum
135.)Helium
136.)Allergic reaction to something
137.)Pressure point
138.)Firing line
139.)Guillotine
140.)Drink 3 cups of Australian tea
141.)Stick a fork in an electrical socket
142.)Go to a Marilyn Manson concert dressed as Baby Spice
143.)Drink sprite and eat pop rocks
144.)Eat hagass
145.)Dismemberment
146.)Spontaneous combustion
147.)Vampyre bite
148.)Over defibulation
149.)Lick a glacier
150.)Witch accusation
151.)Cork your aorta
152.)Put your lip over your head and swallow
153.)Pit
154.)Insanity
155.)Kryptonite (superman)
156.)Holy water (some vampyres)
157.)Touched by a cross (some vampyres)
158.)Troll eats you after not paying toll (goat)
159.)Go to New York
160.)Touch a black mans radio
161.)Hookworm
162.)Tape worm
163.)Implosion
164.)Explosion
165.)Try to catch a bullet in your teeth
166.)Premortum autopsy
167.)S.I.D.S
168.)F.I.D
169.)Call Hulk Hogan a sissy
170.)Beat a Wookie in any game
171.)Get caught in a trash compactor
172.)Gamma ray exposure
173.)Lou Gherigs disease
174.)Be thrown in a Rancor pit
175.)Whizz on the electric fence
176.)Stand in front of an oxygen tank and bust it open
177.)Get a bow tie (south american tribal thing...your neck is slit open, then your tongue is pulled through the slit in your neck)
178.)Be buried alive
179.)Get appendicitis and don't get your appendix removed
180.)Take a blow to the cerebral cortex
181.)Surgically seal your retina
182.)Bust a desk over your head
183.)Stand on a block of ice with a noose around your neck
184.)Eat alka-seltzer (birds only)
185.)Take fen-phen
186.)Answer his questions 3 wrong
187.)Ollie of a 10 story building
188.)Internally bleed to death
189.)Have the Hiemlich manoeuvre done on you improperly
190.)Stick a lightsabre up your ass and turn it on
191.)Have the pink bunnies finally catch you
192.)IT'S THE JAM!!!!!!
193.)Your cat knocks a plastic bottle onto a lightbulb and the plastic burns and gives off cyanide and you die
194.)Be attacked by smileys
195.)Get caught by an agent
196.)Be one of Robins minstrels
197.)Have your hard/soft light drive removed
