PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

MONDAY, MARCH 31st, 2003 - CLEVELAND, OHIO.

Your Announcers: MIKE HOFFMAN and GENE WEST.

Match Number One:
WEEZIE pinned HOGATHA in 7'01".

Match Number Two:
DR. TEETH and FLOYD (Two members of Teethwood Slack) defeated ROPE THE DOPE and DRUNK THE CLOWN in 8'27" when Dr. Teeth pinned Rope the Dope.

Match Number Three:
WHOLE LOTTA MAN pinned THE AMAZING in 7'33".

Match Number Four:
DIRK MERCURY pinned TUBB (with Scunner Campbell) in 6'02". After the match, Tubb was beaten severely by stablemate Big Sid Smith. Scunner did nothing to stop the assault.

The Heavy Set:
SUPER HEAVY welcomed COOKIE MONSTER and his WHOLE LOTTA DUMMIES into The Heavy Set. As Cookie dominated the microphone, Super Heavy was distracted by ULTIMATE MEATBALL doing jumping jacks, as MOONSHINE HILLBILLY checked under the cushions of The Heavy Set Sofa for loose change.

Match Number Five:
THE URBAN HILLBILLIES (Lance and Serge) defeated MEN'S POCKY and YELLOW YAHOO in 8'44" when Serge pinned MEN'S Pocky.

Match Number Six:
World cruiserweight champion FENWICK GRENCHER pinned WITCHSMELLER in 10'09" to retain his coveted title.

Match Number Seven, Tee-Vee Main Event:
North American tag champions TANKA SATCHMO and RUSSELL BRUTE (with Mondo Mbamba) defeated "Magic Feet" WATT DAVIS and "Mega" WATT SHROYER in 11'16" to keep their titles. Tanka Satchmo pinned Watt Shroyer for the victory.

In House Main Event:
World heavyweight champion EXTERMINANS pinned CURLEY TEMPLE (with Scunner Campbell) in 12'09" to retain the World championship.