PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

MONDAY, JANUARY 6th, 2003 - MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA.

Your Announcers: MIKE HOFFMAN and GENE WEST.

Match Number One:
MOONSHINE HILLBILLY (with Cookie Monster) defeated BUBBA SHAKESPEARE (with Monster Eunice) by disqualification at 7'53". As Hillbilly was thrashing Bubba, Eunice grew displeased and sent Dwayne and T-Boy in to assault Moonshine. This proved a mistake, as Hillbilly's friends Oracle and Grodie showed up to chase Eunice's charges from ringside.

Match Number Two:
Making their PWL debuts, THE TWO BROTHERS ABDUL (The Original and The Authentic) defeated THE ENORMOUS ORPHANS (Messenger and Mustapha) in 6'29" when The Original pinned Messenger. After the match, they revealed themselves to be the latest to join Swami Yoganti's forces.

Match Number Three:
SUPER HORNET (with Sweet Daddy Williams) pinned LARS LUNDQUIST after 8'10" of grappling action.

Match Number Four:
CURLEY TEMPLE pinned TUBB (with Scunner Campbell) in 2'56" after toying with him the entire match. Afterwards, Scunner revealed he was in cahoots with Curley, as Scunner figured Tubb would like to see a real beatdown. Referees were forced to interrupt their backstage activities to stop the attack.

The Heavy Set:
SUPER HEAVY couldn't find any guests for this edition of The Heavy Set, so he spent the time making fun of several wrestlers, as Sweet Daddy and Super Hornet stood by, guffawing.

Match Number Five:
In a non-title match, World light heavyweight champion SHAGGY wrestled ENCYCLOPEDIA BRAWN (with Lew E. Brawn) to a 15-minute, ,time limit draw. The fans were pleased with the in-ring excitement, but Shaggy seemed slightly less than impressed by the entire spectacle. Incidentally, the LH title is only defended on Real Pro Wrestling and in-house matches, hence the non-title nature of this bout.

Match Number Six:
BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with Mean, Old Mr. McMaster) pinned PAUL MAUL in 8'02". Tension arose when Big Sid refused McMaster's instructions for the Post Match Beat Down.

Match Number Seven, Tee-Vee Main Event:
BEN TRAYMOR successfully defended his North American heavyweight championship, pinning TOM HORNER (with Mother Horner) in 11'03". Ben was surprised when Horner extended his hand after the bout, and everybody was shocked when the two shook hands without incident.

In-House Main Event:
In a six-man tag match, World heavyweight champion EXTERMINANS teamed up with COOLEROY and FAT ALBERT to defeat Sweet Daddy Williams' men, SUPER HEAVY, SUPER HORNET, and BILLY RAY VALENTINE, CAPRICORN. After 13'23", Cooleroy pinned Super Heavy to finish the bout.