PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2002 - DETROIT, MICHIGAN.

Your Announcers: MIKE HOFFMAN and GENE WEST.

Match Number One:
EVE OF DESTRUCTION defeated LADY OF PAIN in 8:28.

Match Number Two:
RUDOLF SCHMIDT pinned BEAKER (with Prof. Bunsen Honeydew) in 10:10.

Match Number Three:
WEEZIE pinned BEVERLY KILLS in 9:00.

Match Number Four, World cruiserweight championship:
IGGY SHROYER defeated A. PURPLEGRAPE in 15:45 to successfully defend his title.

Match Number Five:
CURLEY TEMPLE pinned PAUL MAUL in 9:13.

Super Heavy interviewed PWL Legend FAT ALBERT in the fifteenth installment of "The Heavy Set." Heavy and Hornet "attempted" to treat Fat Albert with respect, but eventually showed their true colors by again claiming that Albert had nothing to do with their success. When Fat Albert mentioned their relative lack of success, Heavy and Hornet did their best to beat up Fat Albert. Albert was unfazed, of course, as thoroughly flattened his arrogant adversaries. The Heavy Set naturally escaped quite harmed.

Match Number Six:
TUBB (with Scunner Campbell) pinned X-RAY (with Timouthey) in a brutal 6:46 bout. Needless to say, Scunner remained extremely unimpressed with his charge's in-ring ability.

Match Number Seven:
TANKA SATCHMO and RUSSELL BRUTE (with Mondo Mbamba) defeated DONNIE GOSSETT and BLACKMALE BUCKEY (Soul Glo) by disqualification in 13:23 when Tanka and Russell were inexplicably attacked by Billy Jo Jive, Wrongway, while "Sweet" Susie Sunset looked on, her arms acrawl with nicotine patches.

Match Number Eight, Tee-Vee Main Event, North American heavyweight championship:
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned HUMAN TORNADO (with His All-Girl Army...) in 14:06 to retain the championship.