PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

MONDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2002 - CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.

Your Announcers: MIKE HOFFMAN and GENE WEST.

Match Number One:
ADRIAN QUEEN (with Prince Vicious) pinned ENCYCLOPEDIA BRAWN (with Lew E. Brawn) in 8:46.

Match Number Two:
THE GRITHER destroyed TUBB (with Scunner Campbell) in 1:19.

Due to the brevity of the previous match, Mike and Gene chatted with World heavyweight champion EXTERMINANS "on the phone" concerning the big World title defense at the Puke Cup against Schoolhouse Rocky.

Match Number Three:
SHAGGY (with Freddy) pinned RUDOLF SCHMIDT in 10:34.

Match Number Four:
In a "fabulous, long-awaited" rematch from last month, ULTIMATE MEATBALL and MOONSHINE HILLBILLY (with Cookie Monster and Madame) defeated TIMOUTHEY and X-RAY (The Cousins Itt) in 7:39 when Meatball tripped and fell on Timouthey. Cookie Monster gloated over his boys' win, while Madame shouted at a group of children at ringside during most of the bout.

Match Number Five:
In a six-man tag match, TOM, EUGENE, and JOE HORNER (The Fabulous Horner Brothers, with Mother Horner) defeated FILTH E. PIGG, ROAD PIGG and ULTIMO PUERCO (The Piggies, with Miss Piggy) in 8:09 when Tom Horner pinned Road Pigg.

The Heavy Set:
SUPER HEAVY, once again clad in armor, interviewed the man who brought him into the PWL, FAT ALBERT. Although Fat Albert was gracious enough not to destroy the set, he did teach Super Hornet a lesson after Hornet attempted to instigate a sneak attack. Sweet Daddy Williams and the bearmored Heavy beat a hasty retreat as Fat Albert mopped the floor with Super Hornet

Match Number Six:
CURLEY TEMPLE wrestled BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with Mean, Old Mr. McMaster) to a double countout in 11:29 after Smith chased Temple to the back.

Match Number Seven:
HUMAN TORNADO (with His All-Girl Army...) pinned M. KLEATS (with Mondo Mbamba) in 14:15.

Match Number Eight, Tee-Vee Main Event:
GENERAL ZOD (with Non and Ursa) pinned SETH in 13:18.