PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

MONDAY, AUGUST 26, 2002 - KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.

Your Announcers: MIKE HOFFMAN and GENE WEST.

Match Number One:
EVE OF DESTRUCTION defeated LADY OF PAIN in 8:28.

Match Number Two:
RUDOLF SCHMIDT pinned BEAKER (with Prof. Bunsen Honeydew) in 10:10.

Match Number Three:
WEEZIE pinned BEVERLY KILLS in 9:00.

Match Number Four, World cruiserweight championship:
IGGY SHROYER defeated A. PURPLEGRAPE in 15:45 to successfully defend his title.

Match Number Five:
CURLEY TEMPLE pinned PAUL MAUL in 9:13.

Super Heavy interviewed PWL Legend FAT ALBERT in the fourth installment of "The Heavy Set." Super Heavy and Super Hornet took Fat Albert to task, claiming that Albert wasn't "the dude that made us, Jack. If you wanna see the guy that's made Hornet and me the biggest of the bigtime stars, look right over there, dawg!" With that, Heavy pointed in Sweet Daddy's direction. Slightly miffed at this slight, Fat Albert did the only thing logical: he chased the H's and Sweet Daddy off, and destroyed the set of The Heavy Set.

Match Number Six:
In his PWL debut, TUBB (with Scunner Campbell) pinned TIMOUTHEY (with X-Ray) in a rather lengthy 6:46 affair. Scunner was greatly unimpressed with his charge's in-ring ability.

Match Number Seven:
TANKA SATCHMO and RUSSELL BRUTE (with Mondo Mbamba) defeated DONNIE GOSSETT and BLACKMALE BUCKEY (Soul Glo) by disqualification in 13:23 when Tanka and Russell were ambushed by Billy Jo Jive, Wrongway, while "Sweet" Susie Sunset looked on, chainsmoking the entire time.

Match Number Eight, Tee-Vee Main Event, Quadruple Crown heavyweight championship:
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned HUMAN TORNADO (with His All-Girl Army...) in 14:06 to retain the championship. Rocky's North American championship was not up for grabs.