PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE!

Monday, March 25, 2002 - Memphis, Tennessee.

Announcers: KERMIT THE FROG and MONDO MBAMBA.

First Match: BEN TRAYMOR pinned ANIMAL in 6'10".

Kermit interviewed Traymor following the contest, during which Traymor issued various challenger-style threats at cruiserweight champion BILLY RAY VALENTINE, his opponent at WrestleRama 16.

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Second Match: SUPER HEAVY pinned A. PURPLEGRAPE in 5'49".

Mondo interviewed Super Heavy, who, like last week, assured everybody in attendance that he would emerge from WR16 a victorius individual.

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Third Match: World tag champions LONG SWEET LIPS (FOOT and TANKA SATCHMO) defeated THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM (DR. TEETH and FLOYD) in 4'27" when Foot pinned Floyd.

In a slightly disjointed interview with Mondo, LSL promised to give their WR16 challengers, AA, the fight of their lives. Foot wrapped things up by saying, "No matter what happens, there'll be change in the air. We're in for some wild times ahead, but you be sure I'll be here to make sure things go smoothly."

A BBH for WR16 ran. The line "card and participants subject to change" was displayed more prominently in this feature than in weeks past.

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Fourth Match: GRIMACE defeated former CWA heavyweight champion THE GRITHER by submission in 7'41".

Kermit interviewed Grimace, who made several comments regarding how wonderful his fans are, and that with their help, and the knowledge given to him by RONALD McDONALD, he would defeat "that tough rascal" EXTERMINANS and win the North American championship at WR16.

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Fifth Match: SHAGGY and FREDDY defeated THE KENTUCKY FRIED TAG TEAM in 6'01" when Freddy pinned KFTT1.

Shaggy and Freddy attempted to score interview time with Kermit, who ignored them in favour of THE TERROR, who used his interview time to make several disparaging remarks regarding the vending machines backstage.

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Sixth Match: In a long-awaited classic showdown, FAT ALBERT pinned TIMOUTHEY in 7 seconds.

The brevity of the previous match gave Kermit and Mondo time to discuss the WR16 card at length. Also, they talked about unidentified people and events that would change the course of the PWL. As an unusually quiet Kermit sat by, Mondo said, "The look of the PWL will be different, folks. But, it's the things you don't see, the machinations backstage, that will change the most."

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Seventh Match: THE NEW ORDER (GENERAL ZOD and NON, with URSA) defeated THE WHO-NEE-2 MEN in 4'19" when Zod pinned WN2M2.

Zod promised that he would seize control of the World heavyweight championship at WR16. If not, Zod announced, "the PWL simply won't be worth it," whatever that meant.

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Eighth Match, Tee-Vee Main Event: In what could be his last successful defense of the World heavyweight championship, COOLEROY pinned former UWF heavyweight champion ELMO BLATCH in 9'28".

The show concluded with another BBH for WR16.

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