PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE!

Monday, March 18, 2002 - Des Moines, Iowa.

Announcers: KERMIT THE FROG, MONDO MBAMBA, and D.B. DOORBELL.

The show began with Kermit interviewing UWF/CWA heavyweight champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY. Rocky made several references to NWA/WWWF champion PLAGUE fleeing the PWL three years ago. SHR informed Kermit that he has singlehandedly captivated the wrestling world with his championship collection, and concluded with "Frog, the Schoolhouse Rock is the centre of attention, and he has the PWL, UWF, CWA, and now the TWO wrestlers running scared."

First Match: BILLY RAY VALENTINE pinned FENWICK GRENCHER in 6'10" to retain the World cruiserweight championship.

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Kermit chatted with "Kingpin" WILSON FISK about his grudge match against THE TERROR at WrestleRama 16. Fisk admitted that he and Terror go way back. "I think the time is finally right to show that man excatly what I think of him, and at WrestleRama, The Terror will realise that the Kingpin he knew and mistreated all those years ago in the Mutant Wrestling Federation is not the Wilson Fisk the PWL knows and respects."

Second Match: BEN TRAYMOR defeated A. PURPLEGRAPE by submission in 7'01".

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Third Match: In a non-title match, SWAMI YOGANTI defeated UWF/CWA heavyweight champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY by countout in 6'33" when PLAGUE showed up, unannounced, and chased Rocky out of the arena. Kermit attempted to interview Plague without success.

After missing out on a Plague chatfest, Mondo seized cotrol of the house microphone and chatted with his friends, World tag champions LONG SWEET LIPS. Foot and Tanka promised Mondo that they would punish AA at WrestleRama, not for anything in particular, they just give LSL the creeps.

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Fourth Match: GENERAL ZOD pinned SKOONER, THE WRESTLING LOSER in 42 seconds.

Fifth Match: NON once again defeated TIMOUTHEY by knockout, this time in 27 seconds.

An enraged Skooner, the Wrestling Loser attacked Timouthey after the match, believing that Timouthey had insulted Skooner by losing sooner than he had.

Kermit interviewed SUPER HEAVY, who promised victory over FAT ALBERT at WrestleRama "by any means necessary, brother."

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EXTERMINANS pinned ELMO BLATCH in 6'19" to retain the North American heavyweight championship.

Kermit talked with Exterminans after the match. He had glowing praise for his WrestleRama challenger, GRIMACE. However, he said, "Joe The Giant taught me very well, and with him at ringside during my match at WrestleRama, there is no way Grimace, or anybody else, can stop Exterminans."

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Seventh Match: THE FABULOUS HORNER BROTHERS (BUTCH and BAMM-BAMM HORNER, with MOTHER HORNER) defeated NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and TRIPLE X) in 5'51" to retain the North American tag championship.

Mondo interviewed FAT ALBERT, who implied that he already knew what SUPER HEAVY had up his sleeve, and told the crowd that he would "try not to get 'stung' on Easter Sunday. Hey hey hey!"

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Eighth Match: SHAGGY and FREDDY defeated PAUL MAUL and CONRAD PAIN in 5'24" when Shaggy pinned Maul after performing his finishing move, the Munchies.

Shaggy and Freddy attempted to get interview time with Kermit, but were whisked away by The PWL Suits. As Shaggy screamed something about challenging Chewbacca, Kermit introduced PWL President GENE WEST, who announced more matches for WrestleRama 16.

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Ninth Match, Tee-Vee Main Event: COOLEROY and FAT ALBERT defeated M. KLEATS and SUPER HEAVY by disqualification in 9'24" when WEIRD HAROLD attacked Cooleroy and Albert with a wooden beam. The show concluded with Cooleroy and Albert doing the walking brawl to the back with Kleats, Heavy, and Harold.

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Paravale Wrestling Limited, a Big Stewie Entertainments company.