PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING - 4 March 2002

PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE!

Monday, March 4, 2002 - Amarillo, Texas.

Announcers: KERMIT THE FROG, MONDO MBAMBA, and D.B. DOORBELL.

First Match: BILLY RAY VALENTINE pinned NONAGON in 9'56" to retain the World cruiserweight championship.

Kermit, Mondo, and D.B. discuss the WrestleRama 16 announcement that would occur later in the programme.

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Second Match: GENERAL ZOD pinned BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with "Mean, Old" MR. McMASTER) in 6'45".

Kermit interviewed General Zod. Zod and Non have decided that while they have had immense success as a team, both have decided to purseue singles gold, either in the PWL, or elsewhere.

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Third Match: SOUL GLO (DONNIE GOSSETT and BLACKMALE) defeated THE ILLUSTRATORS (TIBOR and HAWLEY) in 5'13".

Fourth Match: In a 2-on-1 match, FAT ALBERT defeated THE WHO-NEE-2 MEN in 4'22" when Albert pinned both opponents simultaneously, because he's Fat Albert, and he can get away with that sort of thing.

Kermit promised the WrestleRama announcement in the next segment.

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PWL President GENE WEST, with Kermit holding the microphone, announced the first matches for WrestleRama 16:

FAT ALBERT vs. SUPER HEAVY in a no-DQ match;
LONG SWEET LIPS vs. AA for the World tag titles;
THE FABULOUS HORNER BROS. vs. SOUL GLO for the North American tag titles;
and COOLEROY will defend the World title against the winner of a four-man match to be held on the March 11 Bigtime Wrestling. Those four men are EXTERMINANS, GENERAL ZOD, M. KLEATS, and GRIMACE.

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Fifth Match: NON (with GENERAL ZOD and URSA) pinned DR. DEMENTIA in 3'27".

Sixth Match: SUPER HEAVY pinned TIMOUTHEY in 15 seconds.

Kermit, D.B., and Mondo chatted with World heavyweight champion COOLEROY, who expressed no preference regarding his WrestleRama opponent.

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Seventh Match: GRIMACE (with RONALD McDONALD) pinned ANIMAL in 6'44".

Kermit interviewed UWF/CWA champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY, who promised that his collection of championships will grow even larger.

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Eighth Match: In a 3-on-3 match, LONG SWEET LIPS (FOOT and TANKA SATCHMO) and M. KLEATS defeated THE FABULOUS HORNER BROTHERS (BUTCH and BAMM-BAMM HORNER, with MOTHER HORNER) and WEIRD HAROLD in 8'10" when Harold turned on the Horners (much to Mondo's delight), leading to Foot pinning Bamm-Bamm. Harold, M. Kleats, and the LSL walked to the dressing room together after the match.

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Ninth Match, Tee-Vee Main Event: EXTERMINANS pinned STARSHINE HIPPIE in 13'45" to retain the North American heavyweight championship.