PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING - 25 February 2002

PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE!

Monday, February 25, 2002 - St. Louis, Missouri.

Announcers: KERMIT THE FROG, MONDO MBAMBA, and D.B. DOORBELL.

First Match: BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with "Mean, Old" MR. McMASTER) pinned THE MASKED UNKNOWN in 3'23".

Second Match: NAUGA pinned LITTLE ROCK in 2'10" to retain the Midgets' World championship.

Third Match: SWAMI YOGANTI pinned TIMOUTHEY after 12 seconds of action.

Fourth Match: PHYLLIS D pinned WEEZIE in 2'22" to retain the Women's World championship.

Kermit, Mondo, and D.B. round off the segment by hyping WrestleRama. They promised PWL President GENE WEST, or one of the PWL Suits, or some important individual, will publicly announce some matches for WR16 on next week's Bigtime Wrestling.

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Fifth Match: STARSHINE HIPPIE pinned SIGGI SHROYER in a well-thought-out bout after 11'44" of actual wrestling taking place.

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Sixth Match: SHAGGY and FREDDY (with VELMA and DAPHNE) defeated North American tag champions THE FABULOUS HORNER BROTHERS (BUTCH and BAMM-BAMM HORNER, with MOTHER HORNER) by countout when the Horners were distracted by Velma and Daphne's female charms, whatever those may be.

Kermit interviewed CWA heavyweight champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY, who announced his plan to challenge UWF heavyweight champion ELMO BLATCH on Saturday, March 2.

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Seventh Match: AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated CONRAD PAIN and PAUL MAUL in 8'10" when Justin pinned Paul.

Kermit hyped WrestleRama with D.B. As Kermit promised that Cooleroy, Fat Albert, Long Sweet Lips, Exterminans, M. Kleats, and Billy Ray Valentine will be at WR16, Mondo reiterated his displeasure over the lack of opportunities for the PWL's obscure black performers.

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Eighth Match: In a special 3-on-3 tag match, THE NEW ORDER (GENERAL ZOD, NON, and URSA) defeated THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM (DR. TEETH, FLOYD, and ANIMAL) in 7'09" when Zod pinned Teeth.

Kermit killed time by talking on the phone with Everybody's Favorite, MASHED POTATO. Mashed expressed hope that he will be able to produce yet another Egg Surprise for WrestleRama 16.

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Ninth Match: World cruiserweight champion BILLY RAY VALENTINE, CAPRICORN pinned ? (QUESTION MARK) in 10'05" to retain his championship.

Kermit interviewed LONG SWEET LIPS, who crowed that they will defend their championship against any tag team wishes to be thoroughly humiliated on the national stage at WrestleRama 16.

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Tenth Match: SUPER HEAVY pinned GRIMACE (with RONALD McDONALD) in 8'58" after smashing the Purple Menace with a craftily-hidden stool.

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Eleventh Match, Tee-Vee Main Event: FAT ALBERT defeated M. KLEATS by disqualification in 7'09" after Albert was attacked by SUPER HEAVY. Heavy and Kleats double-teamed Fat Albert for several minutes until COOLEROY arrived on the scene to make the save. The show ended with Cooleroy and Fat Albert brawling with Super Heavy and M. Kleats, with Mondo Mbamba announcing that he will never live to see the day when black men will main-event a PWL show.