PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING - 28 January 2002

PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE!

Monday, January 28, 2002 - Denver, Colorado.

Announcers: KERMIT THE FROG, D.B. DOORBELL, and GUY SMILEY.

First Match: SWAMI YOGANTI pinned ANIMAL in 4'19".

Second Match: THE KENTUCKY FRIED TAG TEAM wrestled LARS LUNDQUIST and REYNALDO GUERRERA (with The Woman Monique) to a no-contest at 5'57" when THE PILLARS OF PAIN attacked the participants. Golem and Quartz remained in the ring as the ad break began.

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Back in the ring, PWL President GENE WEST ordered Golem and Quartz out of the ring. The Pillars refused, then made a request. If they receive a steel cage match with AA to settle their simmering feud, they would leave the ring. Not only that, if they lose to Justin and Al in said steel cage match, they would leave the PWL entirely! With that, ,Gene West agreed to the POP's plan.

Third Match: GRIMACE pinned BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with "Mean, Old" MR. McMASTER) after 7'19" of hot, sweaty action.

Kermit, D.B., and Guy filled out the segment by jawing about the Pillars' threat to leave the PWL should they lose to AA.

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Fourth Match: "Kingpin" WILSON FISK pinned TIMOUTHEY in 6 seconds.

Fifth Match: M. KLEATS (with MONDO MBAMBA) pinned STARSHINE HIPPIE in 9'41".

Sixth Match: "Kingpin" WILSON FISK pinned TIMOUTHEY in 8 seconds.

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Seventh Match: AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE (with "Sweet" SUSIE SUNSET and WRONGWAY) in 10'10" when Coholic pinned Jive following botched interference from Wrongway.

Kermit interviewed Justin and Al following the match. They accepted POP's challenge. Furthermore, they promised that if they lose to the Pillars, they would leave the PWL.

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Eighth Match: FAT ALBERT pinned GENERAL ZOD (with NON and URSA) in 11'48".

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Ninth Match: "Kingpin" WILSON FISK made it 3-0 on the evening, pinning TIMOUTHEY in 9 seconds.

Tenth Match: North American heavyweight champion EXTERMINANS defeated SUPER HEAVY by countout in 9'10" when Heavy awkwardly fell out of the ring during an offensive assault from Exterminans.

Eleventh Match: To insure that his opponent would be paid extra, "Kingpin" WILSON FISK wrestled TIMOUTHEY once again, defeating him by submission. Unfortunately for Timouthey, he gave up after only 7 seconds of action, making it 30 seconds total for the evening, thus not enough to collect overtime monies.

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Twelfth Match: LONG SWEET LIPS (TANKA SATCHMO and FOOT, with MONDO MBAMBA) defeated SIGGI and FIGGIE SHROYER in 11'12" to retain the World tag championship. Foot pinned Figgie for the victory.

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Thirteenth Match, Tee-Vee Main Event: World heavyweight champion COOLEROY retained his title by pinning BILLY RAY VALENTINE, CAPRICORN in 13'27". The PWL Cruiserweight champion wrestled very well, scoring several near-falls, but in the end the World champion was just too powerful and strong. As Valentine was wrestling a super-heavyweight, his championship was not on the line, naturally.