PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING - 14 January 2002

PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE!

Monday, January 14, 2002 - Louisville, Kentucky.

Announcers: KERMIT THE FROG and MONDO MBAMBA. As Mondo protested loudly, Kermit announced there would be a third man at the announcers' table on next week's BTW.

First Match: IGGY SHROYER pinned SUPER ELASTIC in 11'24" following a slingshot suplex/jackhammer combination.

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Second Match: In a six-man tag match, PORKY'S (FILTH E. PIGG, ULTIMO PUERCO, and ROAD PIGG, with Miss Piggy) defeated THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM (DR. TEETH, FLOYD, and ANIMAL) at 8'41" when Puerco pinned Floyd following a Pigslopper.

Kermit and Mondo interviewed SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY at ringside. Rocky noted that it was only a matter of time before he gets some gold around his waist again. "The Schoolhouse Rock would like to remind all of you champions that he is still here. Cooleroy, Exterminans, even the UWF and CWA, all of you take note. The Schoolhouse Rock is the former North American champion. He goes where he pleases, he challenges whomever he wants. None of the heavyweight chamnpionships are safe, because The Schoolhouse Rock will be there when you least expect it."

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Third Match: BEN TRAYMOR pinned TIMOUTHEY in 19 seconds. With several minutes remaining before the TV advert break, the PWL Suits scrambled to set up another match.

Fourth Match: GRIMACE (with RONALD McDONALD) defeated SUPER HEAVY by pinfall in 9'11" following the Purple Shake. A stunned Super Heavy grabbed the house mic and blamed Fat Albert for the loss. As Mondo agreed with Super Heavy, Kermit promised an interview with Fat Albert on next week's BTW.

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Fifth Match: BEAKER (with Professor Bunsen Honeydew) pinned SUPER ELASTIC in 10'54" in a brilliant scientific match. Beaker's finishing move is apparently called the "Well Thought Out Scheme."

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Sixth Match: PAUL MAUL and CONRAD PAIN defeated LARS LUNDQUIST and REYNALDO GUERRERA (with The Woman Monique) in 9'19" when Maul pinned Lundquist following the Diff'rent Smoke.

Kermit and Mondo chatted at ringside with World heavyweight champion COOLEROY. Cooleroy hyped his house show title defences, and promised Schoolhouse Rocky that "if you ever want another shot at the gold, you know where I am." Cooleroy left to a standing ovation, and being the kindly champ that he is, posed for photos with a group of local disadvantaged youths at ringside.

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Seventh Match: SHAGGY and FREDDY defeated THE KENTUCKY FRIED TAG TEAM at 11'47" when Shaggy pinned KFTT1 following a Norville Driver Deluxe.

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Eighth Match: "Kingpin" WILSON FISK defeated TIMOUTHEY by submission in 14 seconds. Due to the wording in his contract, Timouthey received overtime pay as a result of this match, having now wrestled more than 30 seconds during the evening.

After this match, the apparently heel Fisk brawled with the equally-heel GENERAL ZOD and NON all the way to the backstage area, at which point the fans were to assume that their fight continued, but PWL Fans know better than that.

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Ninth Match, Tee-Vee Main Event: North American heavyweight champion EXTERMINANS defeated AA's JUSTIN TOXICATED (with AL COHOLIC) after 13'19" of stellar action. The programme concluded with Kermit hyping upcoming house shows and next week's Bigtime Wrestling telecast.