PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

Here are the results from PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE, shown Monday night on Fairchilde Channel F:

Kermit the Frog and Guy Smiley opened by hyping tonight's announcement from Gene West.

STARSHINE HIPPIE pinned BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with "Mean Old" Mr. McMaster) in 7:29.

Bruhbruhhuh for Joe The Giant's hand-picked new talent was shown.

AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated THE ADDER PARTY (PRINCE GEORGE and S BALDRICK, with E Blackadder and Colin) in 8:03 to retain the North American tag championship.

Mondo Mbamba (sporting an LA Greenbacks cap) took the third commentator's seat at ringside, and berated Kermit for no obvious purpose.

RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE (with "Sweet" Susie Sunset and Wrongway) defeated THE NEW NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and WELL HUNG) in 6:19.

BBH for "EXTERMINANS" was shown.

SUPER HEAVY defeated SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY by countout in 10:47. SHR retained the North American championship.

PWL President GENE WEST announced that the main event at PWL The 23rd (Sunday, June 10) will be a Fat Albert-Cooleroy World title rematch. Kermit went ape, Guy feigned interest, Mondo complained about the black wrestlers being held down in the PWL for too long now.

COOLEROY pinned ELMO BLATCH in 5:19. Cooleroy announced that he would win the World title on June 10 "for all of his fans out here."

Main Event: FAT ALBERT pinned M. KLEATS (with Mondo Mbamba) in 9:49 to retain the World championship. Fat Albert announced that he would keep the World title on June 10 "for all of his fans out here."

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