WRESTLERAMA 15 - 04/01/01

WRESTLERAMA 15 RESULTS
Sunday, April 1, 2001
Browns Grounds, St. Louis, Missouri.

Announcers: Kermit the Frog and Guy Smiley.

DARK MATCHES:
--CAP'N CRUNCH pinned MASCARITA DIABLO to retain the Midget's chamionship;
--THE ADDER PARTY defeated THE ENORMOUS ORPHANS;
--MRS. BUTTERWORTH pinned URSA in a straight-forward match (thanks to the "no-show" from Waffle-O Bill).

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT, ROUND ONE:
--COOLEROY pinned TIMOUTHEY in 9 seconds;
--SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned NON;
--FAT ALBERT pinned QUARTZ;
--M. KLEATS pinned GOLEM;
--SUPER HEAVY pinned SETH;
--BIG SID SMITH pinned HUMAN TORNADO;
--STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated ELMO BLATCH by submission;
--SKELETOR pinned GENERAL ZOD, thanks to interference from the masked guy calling himself Blitz, but everybody else calls That Masked Guy.
Kermit and Guy welcomed old friend Cookie Monster to the commentator's table. CM was happy to see all his friends in St. Louis.

NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
--AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated THE NEW NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and WELL HUNG) to retain the championship.
An enraged Seth attacked the V.I.P. Lounge, assaulting PWL Suits Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Bill Der Beaver, Otto Flick, Clarence Beeks, and the Duchess of Slocombe.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT, ROUND TWO:
--COOLEROY pinned SKELETOR (with Orko); --STARSHINE HIPPIE pinned SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY after more interference from Blitz/TMG; --FAT ALBERT easily disposed of and pinned BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully"; --SUPER HEAVY pinned M. KLEATS (with Mondo Mbamba), thanks again to an attaq via Mr. Blitz.
It should probably be noted that Blitz is attacking various wrestlers with a railroad SPIKE, in what passes as subtlety these days.

WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP:
--THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED) defeated LONG SWEET LIPS (FOOT and TANKA SATCHMO) to win the championship. Mondo was displeased.
In more follies, Cookie Monster led a group of orphaned children in singing "C is for Cookie," to the delight of the crowd. Unfortunately, the beastly Seth happened upon ringside, and severely beat poor Cookie Monster as the horrified children looked on, tears welling in their sad eyes.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT, SEMI-FINALS:
--COOLEROY pinned STARSHINE HIPPIE;
--FAT ALBERT pinned SUPER HEAVY.

Kermit introduced former World champion VICIOUS VIVIAN, who would present the new World champion with the belt. Already immensely over with the St. Louis fans, Viv sealed his immortality by announcing the last World champion was Chinese.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT, FINAL:
--In a match lasting 14:06 (surprising considering the participants' combined girth), FAT ALBERT pinned COOLEROY to regain the World heavyweight championship after 855 days. As Vicious Vivian presented the belt to the new champ, Fat Albert dedicated the win to all of his old Fat Albert Gang members, most of the previous World champions, and he gave a special "shout-out" to Bobby Jimmy. After the celebration, the TV viewers experienced a fade to black, followed by the Fairchilde Channel F debut of "Oh, That Hawkeye."