PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE
Monday, February 19, 2001
Coulterville, Illinois.
MATCHES TAPED FOR FUTURE PWL
SHOWS:
Elmo Blatch vs. Gus Stanko;
Clubber Lang vs. The Aluminum Sheik;
SuAn vs. Brickhouse;
The Piggies vs. Rope the Dope and Drunk the Clown;
CapÂn Crunch vs. Estonian Midget;
Mashed Potato vs. Flyboy Billy.
BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE:
PWL President Gene West announced that former World heavyweight
champion The Terror has been let go by the PWL. Shown backstage,
a visibly upset Terror made his apparent final exit from a PWL
event, but not before attacking several PWL employees with water
jugs and footballs. He then claimed to have driven two people out
of business earlier in the day thanks to his vast properity
holdings.
M. KLEATS (with Mondo Mbamba) defeated STARSHINE HIPPIE (7Â47, Kleatsenjammer + pin) to earn a shot at the North American championship at a to-be-determined date.
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY defeated BIG SID SMITH ÂThe Neighborhood Bully (with Mr. McMaster) (7Â11, Rocky Elbow-a +pin) to retain the North American heavyweight championship. Afterwards, SHR made several third-person references to himself and threatened to violate M. Kleats with a shined-up copy of the U.S. Constitution.
KARATE MAN defeated HISANI (with Abubicah) (6Â15, Quart of Blood Technique + submission) to retain the Cruiserweight championship.
AA (Justin Toxicated and Al Coholic) defeated THE SEXECUTIONERS (Don Jeremy and Buck Naked) (8Â03, Justin pinned Buck) to win the North American tag championship.
PWL President Gene West informed announcers Kermit the Frog and Guy Smiley that there will be a new World heavyweight champion by the end of next weekÂs Bigtime Wrestling program.
FAT ALBERT defeated SKELETOR (4Â23, Fat Attaq +pin). Fat Albert announced that no matter the plan for the World title, he will be champion again soon.
Interviewed by Kermit, manager Mondo Mbamba informed the frog that Cooleroy drove The Terror out of the PWL and he will soon take his rightful spot atop the PWL as the World heavyweight champion. Cooleroy informed the crowd that with Terror out of the picture, he would give the World championship the class it desperately needs after the 420-day ÂReign of Terror.Â
LONG SWEET LIPS (Foot and Tanka Satchmo, with Mondo Mbamba) defeated THE NEW ORDER (General Zod and Non, with Ursa) (11Â27, disqualification) as referee Dizzy Edman DQÂd TNO for bringing in the previously mentioned Waterjugs of Doom.
In Your Tee-Vee Main Event, COOLEROY (with Mondo Mbamba) defeated SUPER HEAVY (11Â29, running powerslam + pin) to solidify his position atop the singles rankings. The program ended with a staredown involving Cooleroy, Fat Albert, Schoolhouse Rocky, Super Heavy, and M. Kleats.
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