PWL DRUNKEN BRAWL

PWL DRUNKEN BRAWL
Sunday, February 18, 2001
St. Louis, Missouri.

In Dark Matches, Elmo Blatch pinned Clubber Lang; SuAn pinned SGT Blast.

MRS. BUTTERWORTH pinned URSA (5Â’25, corkscrew syrupplex + pin) to retain the WomenÂ’s championship.

CAPÂ’N CRUNCH defeated ORKO (3Â’33, Crunchberry Death Drop + pin) to retain the MidgetÂ’s championship.

KARATE MAN defeated TRIPLE X (10Â’44, Quart of Blood Technique + submission) to win the Cruiserweight championship.

M. KLEATS (with Mondo Mbamba) defeated BIG SID SMITH Â“The Neighborhood BullyÂ” (with Mr. McMaster) (5Â’20, Kleatsenjammer + pin) in a Loser-Ingests-Yellow 5 match.

THE SEXECUTIONERS (Don Jeremy and Buck Naked) defeated THE NEW NC-17 (Dirk Mercury and Well Hung) (8Â’18, Jeremy pinned Mercury) to win the North American tag championship.

AA (Justin Toxicated and Al Coholic) wrestled THE NEW ORDER (General Zod and Non, with Ursa) to a double-disqualification (6Â’10) in a no-disqualification match.

COOLEROY defeated FAT ALBERT (16Â’27, twisting DDT + pin) to determine the unofficial top contender to the World heavyweight championship.

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY defeated SUPER HEAVY (13Â’55, Schoolhouse in the Summer + pin) to retain the North American heavyweight championship.

LONG SWEET LIPS (Foot and Tanka Satchmo, with Mondo Mbamba) defeated THE PILLARS OF PAIN (Golem and Quartz, with CapÂ’n Crunch) (20Â’10, Foot-ton Bomb + Foot pinned Quartz) to win the World tag championship.

TIMOUTHEY defeated THE TERROR (9Â’49, per special Â“Moonshine MatchÂ” rules) in the Moonshine Match main event. As Terror presented the World title to Timouthey, PWL President Gene West interrupted the proceedings. Since Terror lost the defense of the World heavyweight championship, Terror would no longer be the champion. However, since TimoutheyÂ’s contract clearly stated that he only be used for comic relief matches (wrestling bears, wrestling in nightgowns against obese midgets, and the like), West used his discretion to not allow Timouthey to be World heavyweight champion, and that the World title would be vacated until futher notice.