PWL REAL PRO WRESTLING

TUESDAY, AUGUST 1, 2000 @ ICY HOT ARENA, VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA.

KERMIT THE FROG and GUY SMILEY ran highlights from last night's BIGTIME WRESTLING from Seattle. This was interrupted by a phone call from MONDO MBAMBA. Mondo asked Kermit if he wanted to talk to the Surprise. Kermit said yes. On the other line, a voice informed Kermit, "I don't like people knowing about me, Frog," and they hung up the phone. Kermit seemed disgusted.

Opening Match: MRS. BUTTERWORTH wrestled URSA to a no-contest in 3:09 when DARK ANGEL attacked both women, as well as referee BURT WEMBLEY. Butterworth retains the Women's World championship.

Second Match: BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (w/ "Mean Old" MR. McMASTER) pinned BEN TRAYMOR in 3:16.

Third Match: CAP'N CRUNCH pinned ESTONIAN MIDGET in 2:55 to retain the Midgets' World championship.

Standard Kermit interview with FAT ALBERT. Albert said he should be the North American champion. He understood Gene West's desire to destroy The Terror, but the only way Albert wanted to be involved in it is if he's the one that will run Terror out of the PWL.

Fourth Match: GENERAL ZOD pinned GRIMACE in 4:40. Non attacked Zod following the match.

Fifth Match: NON pinned SKELETOR in 5:17. Zod returnde, attacking Non after his match, as well.

Sixth Match: THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ) defeated THE ILLUSTRATORS (TIBOR and HAWLEY) when Golem pinned Hawley in 4:18 to retain the World tag championship.

Kermit interviewed GENE WEST and SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY. Fat Albert arrived during the bit, demanding an apology. West did, indeed, apologize to Fat Albert, shaking hands with The Fat One, but SHR wouldn't have any part of it, saying he would much rather concentrate on his promised World title win on Sunday.

Seventh Match: SETH and HUMAN TORNADO defeated AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) by countout in 6:23 when Justin and Al began fighting with THE WHO-NEE-2 MEN outside the ring. Seth and Human Tornado wnet outside, beat up all four men, and walked to the back.

Tee-Vee Main Event: FAT ALBERT vs. SUPER HEAVY ended in confusion around the 6:00 mark when Schoolhouse Rocky attacked Fat Albert, The Terror attacked SHR, Gene West tried to attack the Terror, and Super Heavy enjoyed a smoke with referee TONY PLOW.

In-House Main Event: THE TERROR pinned extreme crowd favorite DR. DEMENTIA in 13:37 to retain the World heavyweight championship.