PWL REAL PRO WRESTLING

TUESDAY, JULY 25, 2000 @ JACKO ARENA, ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA.

KERMIT THE FROG and GUY SMILEY ran highlights of last night's BIGTIME WRESTLING from Phoenix.

Opening Match: SETH and HUMAN TORNADO defeated THE FATSOS in 3:11 when Tornado pinned Fatso #2. This was the TV debut of the former Southern Illinois-based Fatsos. Seth and Tornado were their usual overpowering selves.

Second Match: SUPER ELASTIC pinned THOON in 3:44 to retain the World cruiserweight championship. Standard fare from the c-weight division, thus another ***** match from the PWL.

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY soundbite, in which he spoke in the third person, claimed he knew "damn well" several times, and said he would do some things in the PWL that would make him successful.

Third Match: MRS. BUTTERWORTH pinned ALICE THE GOON (w/ SGT BLAST) in 2:10 to retain the Women's World championship. That says it all.

Fourth Match: SKELETOR (w/ ORKO) pinned DR. DEMENTIA in 4:22. The fans were naturally cheering for Skeletor, but Dr. D always remains the sentimental favorite.

Fifth Match: IGGY, SIGGI, and FIGGIE SHROYER defeated BOOMPAW, BAYI DEE SNIDER, and FLYBOY BILLY in 4:07 when Figgie pinned Billy. Another fab, swell six-man tag from the likes of the Shroyers.

FAT ALBERT soundbite, just to remind the fans that he's still in the World title hunt, and he won't let the fans down in his quest to destroy The Terror or whomever stands in his way to the belt.

Sixth Match: SUPER HEAVY defeated GRIMACE by DQ in 4:27 when Grimace slugged Heavy with a unknown illegal foreign international object of some sort and/or kind.

GENERAL ZOD soundbite, in which he promised victory over Non at IYH3, and hoped he would change Non's errant ways. He also reminded everybody he does rule the entire universe, but allows us to live because he's a generous protector.

Seventh Match: BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (w/ "Mean Old" MR. McMASTER) pinned BEN TRAYMOR in 4:10. Another fine squash performance by Traymor, well respected backstage because he can take any number of bumps and still comes back for more.

Your Tee-Vee Main Event: GENERAL ZOD (w/ URSA) and STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated NON and FILTH E. PIGG in 4:44 when Starshine pinned Pigg. Zod an Non brawled off into the sunst together, leaving Starshine and Filth E. to perform most of the bout.

In House Main Event: THE TERROR and THE PILLARS OF PAIN (w/ DARK ANGEL and CAP'N CRUNCH) defeated SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY and THE SEXECUTIONERS in 14:37 when Terror pinned Rocky. Terror evened the score from last week's BIGTIME WRESTLING from St. Louis, gaining the pinfall victory over SHR in this match.