TUESDAY, JULY 18, 2000 @ WHAMMYBURGER CENTER, KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.
Announcers KERMIT THE FROG and GUY SMILEY gave a rundown of the IN YOUR HEAD 3 card, which the storylines behind each matchup.
First Match: NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and TRIPLE X) defeated BIG HEAD GUY and FAT DUDE in 3:44 when Mercury pinned BHG.
Kermit and Guy speculated on Mondo Mbamba's big surprise and began a rumor that it would be unveiled at IYH3.
Second Match: GRIMACE defeated BOOMPAW, GUS STANKO, and THE ALUMINUM SHEIK in a handicap match in 2:19 when Grimace pinned Stanko.
Kermit interviewed North American heavyweight champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY, who assured everyone that he would win the World title at IYH3.
Third Match: AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated THE PIGGIES (FILTH E. PIGG and ULTIMO PUERCO) in 3:51 when Justin pinned Puerco.
Kermit interviewed GENERAL ZOD, who discussed his upcoming bout against Non at IYH3.
1970s PWL Stars STRETCH ARMSTRONG, STRETCH MONSTER, and GOON MONSTER were seen sitting at ringside. They seemed to be disgusted with today's brand of PWL events.
Fourth Match: THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED) defeated THE ILLUSTRATORS (TIBOR and HAWLEY) in 3:23 when Buck pinned Hawley.
Fifth Match: SUPER HEAVY pinned DR. DEMENTIA following a Flying Thing in 3:49.
Kermit interviewed World heavyweight champion THE TERROR, who was joined by DARK ANGEL and CAP'N CRUNCH, the latter serving as the Champ's footrest. Terror promised to offend the entire country of Japan, disgrace his fellow Americans, leave Schoolhouse Rocky a beaten pile, get Cap'n Crunch drunk, and watch him get hauled off by Tokyo police.
Sixth Match: SKELETOR pinned BEN TRAYMOR following a Dreaded Maneuver in 3:38.
Kermit and Guy Smiley were joined in the commentary booth by FAT ALBERT, who was there to watch...
Seventh Match: STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated BAYI DEE SNIDER by submission with the SHSHoTP in 4:00.
Kermit interviewed Starshine, who was met by Fat Albert at ringside. They promised each other a fair fight at IYH3.
TV Main Event: North American heavyweight champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned BIG SID SMITH (w/ MR. McMASTER) in 5:22 to retain his championship.
House Main Event: World heavyweight champion THE TERROR wrestled FAT ALBERT to a 20-minute draw. Several wrestlers attempted to interfere in the match, but were thwarted by the combatants. After the draw, Terror and Albert shot each other menacing glares.