PWL BIGTIME LIVE!

MONDAY, JUNE 12, 2000 - WHAMMYBURGER CENTER, KANSAS CITY MISSOURI.

KERMIT THE FROG interviewed World heavyweight champion THE TERROR, who gloated about his friends ruling the PWL, with the heavyweight, tag team, and midgets' championships in the Terror's stable. Terror dared anyone in the PWL to challenge him for thw World title later in the evening.

Opening Match: AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated THE ILLUSTRATORS (TIBOR and HAWLEY) in 3:22 when Justin pinned Tibor.

• Making their PWL debuts were the Terror-associated AA, and they quickly disposed of the crowd-pleasing Tibor and Hawley. In true heel fashion, they badmouthed the Kansas City crowd and threatened to stay sober the rest of the night, leading to heavy booing and garbage-throwing from those in attendance.

Second Match: SUPER ELASTIC pinned TANKA SATCHMO in 4:47 to retain the World cruiserweight championship.

• Mondo Mbamba was conspicuous by his absence, and Satchmo appeared dazed and confused without his manager. That led to a relatively easy title defense for the new c-weight strapminder.

New North American heavyweight champion BIG SID SMITH and manager MR. McMASTER were interviewed by KERMIT THE FROG. Sid claimed to have run COOLEROY out of the PWL, and accepted Terror's offer of a World title match in the main event.

Third Match: THE WHO-NEE-2 MEN defeated FENWICK GRENCHER and BUTCH in 5:34 when BIG HEAD GUY pinned Butch.

• Making their PWL debut in bizarre fashion, The Who-Nee-2 Men offered anybody in the locker room the opportunity to take their place and beat their pre-determined opponents. The offer was accepted by Big Head Guy and FAT DUDE, who relied heavily on WN2Men interference for the win. As stipulated in their pre-match agreement, this will go in the ooks as an official win for the Who-Nee-2 Men.

Fourth Match: SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned SUPER HEAVY in 7:23 to become #1 contender to the North American championship.

• "The Schoolhouse Rock thinks it's damned insulting that the Suits have pushed him back to the curtain jerker, but it's gonna be sweet, sweet revenge when the Schoolhouse Rock climbs back up the ladder to his rightful position in this putrid pit of a company, and there won't be a damn thing (PWL President Gene) West or his damned paper champions can do about it." So sez SHR, and he was able to back up his words with actions, but Super Heavy pushed him to the limit in doing so. Sources say the Suits may have been more impressed with Super Heavy's skills than Schoolhouse Rocky's bombast.

Fifth Match: FAT ALBERT and GENERAL ZOD (with URSA) wrestled NON and GRIMACE to a no-contest in 6:19.

• Non introduced Grimace as his new tag partner, and Grimace promised he would take Non to "strange new levels" in tag team glory. Fat Albert and Zod were more than willing to show Non the error of his ways, and this bout dissolved into a four-way brawl, with Zod and Non brawling all over the Whammyburger Center, with Fat Albert and Grimace staying ringbound for their fisticuffsmanship. Though referee BURT WEMBLEY had decided to let the destruction continue, it was the arrival of SETH and HUMAN TORNADO that finally persuaded him to toss the man out, with Seth and Tornado attacking Grimace and chasing him out of the building.

KERMIT THE FROG spoke with MONDO MBAMBA via telephone, and Mbamba promised some earth-shattering comments at next week's Bigtime Live.

Sixth Match: THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ) defeated IGGY and SIGGI SHROYER to retain the World tag team championship when Quartz pinned Iggy in 8:41.

• This opened everybody's eyes to the true tag team brilliance of the Shroyer family, as they had the champions on the run for the ajority of this contest. It was by surprisingly quick thinking by the POP that they were able to hold onto the gold, outwitting the Shroyers and beating them down in the latter stages with top notch power moves, before finally securing the win.

Your Main Event: THE TERROR (with DARK ANGEL and CAP'N CRUNCH) pinned BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with "Mean Old" MR. McMASTER) in 9:05 to retain the World heavyweight championship.

• Terror enjoyed a slight advantage as the crowd favorite, not because he once lived in the KC area, but because he no longer does. He went on to prove the superiority of the Terror Spike over the Bully Spike, mainly because Sid wasn't able to slap his version on the World champeen. Terror celebrated his win by cavorting with Dark Angel, slapping Cap'n Crunch around, and making light of Kansas Citians calling it "pop" instead of "soda." Several of Kansas City's Finest were barely able to halt an in-stands riot after that one.