FROM THE PWL PLINKO HALL IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI.
Curtain Jerker Matches:
The Train and Mrs. Butterworth were interviewed, assuring the defeat of The Terror and Cap'n crunch later in the evening. They were interrupted by Terror and Cap'n throwing Crunch Berries. Train and Butterworth chased the champions away.
World cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE made yet another successful championship defense, defeating JOHNNY CARWASH by submission (with the tm'd SHSHoTP) in 13:45. After the match, Starshine was ambushed by The Piggies and an unidentified man. After Starshine was helped away by PWL Security, they announced the "Brand New Piggie," known as Fry Piggy.
SKELETOR (accompanied by ORKO) wrestled his second consecutive no-decision, fighting HULK BIXBY in a match lasting 5:45. Like last Friday, this match ended when Three Hooded Figures attacked Skeletor and Orko.
HUMAN TORNADO returned to his usual winning booking, pinning WILSON FISK following the Shotgun finishing move in 10:41.
SETH also scored a win on the card, piledriving BIG HEAD GUY and securing the three-count in 9:47. Seth also tossed around Fat Dude and Fu for good measure and crowd pops.
RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE (with "Sweet" SUSIE SUNSET) continued their streak of retaining the North American tag belts by tying on a victory over THE FABULOUS HORNER BROTHERS and LONG SWEET LIPS in a Three-Team match. Here, the FHB were represented by BUTCH and OLD WEIRD HORNER, the LSL by M. KLEATS and FOOT. Botched interference by BAMM-BAMM HORNER provided the opening RVP needed to pin Foot in 14:44. After the match, Kleats, Foot, Tanka Satchmo, and Mondo Mbamba beat down the FHB as Mother Horner looked on, confused.
KARATE MAN picked up his second win in the PWL (thereby giving him a 2-0 record) by defeating SUEDE SIMPSON by submission (using the Quart of Blood Technique) in 10:03.
THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM (DR. TEETH, FLOYD, JANICE, and ZOOT) made their way into the ring and jawed at the crowd for several minutes. Their profane tirade was mercifully ended when RVP and BJJ returned and chased the Mayhem to the back.
THE PILLARS OF PAIN and DARK ANGEL met THE SEXECUTIONERS and THUMBELINA (with AUNT RHODY) in a mixed tag contest. Continous shouting between the two sides did not overshadow a fabulous match, which culminated with the pinfall win by QUARTZ on BUCK NAKED following a top-rope Tiger driver in 15:58.
The LSL ended up 1-for-2 on the evening as TANKA SATCHMO came up short in his quest for the North American heavyweight championship, still held by COOLEROY. Manager MONDO MBAMBA was a big help for Satchmo, but Cooleroy's bulk and power was too much for the former Bill to outrun. Cooleroy scored the win via pinfall at 12:26.
FAT ALBERT entered the ring and accepted the challenge of BIG SID SMITH, and the two will hook it up at WRESTLERAMA. Smith and manager MR. McMASTER walked to ringside and laughed at Fat Albert. Albert was clearly annoyed by the massive taunting assault, but blows were not traded.
Thanks once again to outside interference they did not request NC-17 remain your World tag team champions, knocking off THE NEW ORDER with help from Golem and Quartz. In a reversal from last Friday, the POP ambushed ZOD and NON while the referee conveniently had his back turned. DIRK MERCURY and TRIPLE X seized the opportunity, and Mercury pinned Non after a Bread Shot for the W at 14:11.
In your Main Event of the Evening, THE TRAIN and MRS. BUTTERWORTH took on World heavyweight champion THE TERROR and Midgets' champion CAP'N CRUNCH. Terror held his own against The Train, but the Butterworth-Crunch matchup for decidedly all-Butterworth, all the time. This bout ended when Mrs. B powerbombed the Cap'n through not one, not two, but three boxes of Crunch Berries. After that brutal move, it was academic as Butterworth got the one, two, three on Cap'n at th 9:09 mark. The Train and Mrs. Butterworth celebrated as Terror dragged Crunch by his right leg to the back, and PWL Maintenance ended the show by sweeping the smashed CBs into a plastic bag and giving it to the PWL jobbers as payment.