PWL House Show Results - February 14, 2000.

FROM THE PWL PLINKO HALL IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI:

• The show began with World heavyweight champion THE TERROR and his usual bad-mouthing of PWL fans and employees. THE TRAIN showed up and the two had an impromptu brawl, eventually broken up by PWL Suits.
• In the first match of the evening, World cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated "Road Pigg" FRANK JAMES by submission in 6:00. Accompanying James was FILTH E. PIGG, ULTIMO PUERCO, and MISS PIGGY.
• BIG SID SMITH (with MR. McMASTER) pinned DR. DEMENTIA in 2:07.
• The Train returned to cut a promo with PWL President GENE WEST. West promised Train a shot at the World title sometime in the near future. In the back, The Terror appeared unfazed by this announcement, guzzling 7-Up with DARK ANGEL, GOLEM, and QUARTZ, while all four made CAP'N CRUNCH clean the mess POP made in the dressing room earlier.
• BIG HEAD GUY and FAT DUDE secured a rare win, defeating BILLY JO JIVE (with "Sweet" SUSIE SUNSET) and ORKO (substituting for RUFUS VAN PELT). Fat Dude pinned Orko in 3:55. Afterwards, Jive and Sunset attacked Orko for losing the match, until SKELETOR ran in for the save.
• Midgets' World champion CAP'N CRUNCH took time off from doing Terror's work to make a successful title defense. This time, the crazed Crunch pinned COUSIN ITT in 4:10.
• Backstage, Terror berates some PWL Suits when JOE THE GIANT walks by. Terror asks JTG about K.C. COLOSSUS, Terror's opponent for later. JTG says, "Oh, yeah, Colossus... strong guy, not the brightest in the world, but he can take you to the limit if you're not careful. Oh, and he's bald, too." Terror replies, "Bald and not very bright? Is he related to us?" JTG and Terror look into the TV camera, confusedly, when Terror decides to beat up the cameraman for the fun of it. JTG walks off, laughing.
• Women's World champion DARK ANGEL easily turns away the challenge of THE SORCERESS, pinning the former He-Man ally in 2:57.
• SETH destroys MR. SANDMAN, BEN TRAYMOR, and BOOMPAW in a handicap match, making Mr. S and Traymor submit to over-the-shoulder backbreakers, while simultaneously pinning Boompaw with a foot on the chest in 3:44.
• More backstage: As Terror tries to break into a vending machine, PWL Trainer BIG STEWIE happens by. Terror asks him what this Colossus guy is like. Stewie goes into a long, boring speech about TV Guides, so Terror leaves him alone and walks off to yell at some autograph-seeking children.
• For the number-one tag team contender ranking, THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ) defeat THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED) by pinfall when Quartz pins Naked in 12:15.
• North American heavyweight champion COOLEROY retains his strap with a victory over M. KLEATS (with MONDO MBAMBA). Cooleroy pinned Kleats in 11:22, after which Cooleroy was attacked from behind by the returning GRIMACE.
• World tag team champions NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and TRIPLE X) proved they deserve to be the tops in tags, defeating North American tag champs THE FABULOUS HORNER BROTHERS in 13:27. The FHBs showed why they are one of the dominant tag teams today, but couldn't find an answer to the wily World champions. The finish came when Mercury pinned Old Weird Horner.
• In Your Main Event, World heavyweight champion THE TERROR remained the scourge of professional wrestling by pinning the veteran grappler K.C. COLOSSUS following the trademark Terror Spike in 7:44. Terror celebrated his win by heelishly taking popcorn and candy from the needy children at ringside, who had been hoping to see their hero K.C. win the World title for all of them. The children went home happy, however, as THE TRAIN made another appearance, beating up The Terror for all of the PWL fans to enjoy.