PWL Results for September 24, 1999.
HOUSE SHOW RESULTS FROM BROWNS GROUNDS, ST. LOUIS, MISSOUI:
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MONDO MBAMBA introduced his new tag team, O.W.H. (formerly OLD WEIRD HAROLD)
and MASHED X (formerly MASHED POTATO). They proceeded to get destroyed
by THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS. In only 48 seconds, BEAUTIFUL BIFF pinned
OWH. Mashed X continually referred to himself as Mashed Potato, and
asked Mbamba for advice throughout the match, though he never entered the
ring legally. Afterwards, Mbamba demanded that Mashed attack OWH,
but the ex-Potato left to celebrate in the crowd instead.
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HUMAN TORNADO was able to withstand the brutality of SETH, and pinned him
following a reversed tombstone piledriver in 12:25.
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NC-17 pulled off a slight upset, defeating THE PILLARS OF PAIN in a no-disqualification
contest. DIRK MERCURY pulled off the win, pinning QUARTZ in 10:33.
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In a strangely scientific match, Midgets' World champion CAP'N CRUNCH grappled
MASCARITA DIABLO to a 15-minute draw. Both men shook hands afterwards,
to the applause of those in attendance.
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Women's World champion URSA continued her winning ways, defeating challenger
DARK ANGEL by submission. Ursa clamped on the Zodtamer for the win
at 7:44.
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DUH CHEE successfully defended the World cruiserweight championship, with
a high-flying victory over top challenger DUH CHEE in 11:56.
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In the Three-Way Dance for a tag team title shot, THE NEW ORDER (GENERAL
ZOD & NON) pulled off the victory, as Zod pinned DON JEREMY of THE
SEXECUTIONERS in 9:47. JOE THE GIANT and THE TERROR were the third
team in the match. They had been distracted when HAARLEM HEAT hit
ringside. JTG and Terror chased them to the back as the pinfall occurred.
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HAARLEM HEAT held on to the World tag team championship, but they did so
in a countout loss. Zod and Non thoroughly dominated their match,
but BRIAN TROOST and LARRY FRANKLIN packed up and ran away from ringside,
hopped into their rental car, and sped off. PWL President GENE WEST
promised The New Order a rematch at the earliest possible date. Time
of this match was 3:18.
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Thanks to outside interference, M. KLEATS was able to defeat FAT ALBERT
by pinfall and become the NEW PWL North American heavyweight champion.
As the referee was conveniently tending to an "injured" Kleats, Mondo Mbamba
made Mashed X attack Fat Albert. Mashed refused, saying he loved
watching Fat Al wrestle, and shook FA's hand. As Mbamba screamed
at Mashed, PIGFEET FRANKLIN made a successful run in, blasting the champ
with a hubcap. Kleats then made the easy pin for the championship.
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RONALD McDONALD held on to the World heavyweight championship, pinning
COOLEROY in the main event. This battle went back and forth, but
with more handy referee inefficiency, GRIMACE and HAMBURGLAR ran interference
on behalf of the champeen. Ronnie Mac rubbed McNugget Barbecue Sauce
in Cooleroy's eyes, and tripped him up by clubbing him in the knee with
a Mayor McCheese head from a McDonaldland ride. Time of the McD's
victory was 10:30.