PWL Results for July 4, 1999.

The PWL held a card on July 4, Independence Day, the date on which all United States citizens celebrate their independence from the pesky British some 223 years ago.  It was, therefore, understandable that there were Stars and Stripes Aplenty at the PWL Hall on the fourth.  Seeing as how British wrestlers have dominated the PWL scene since the beginning of the year, however, it appears that the anti-British stance taken by Americans (those of a wrestling fan identity, at least) has been reduced drastically.

Cosmic Monsters, Incorporated (British) = faces;
The PIT (very much American) = heels.

Today was the Battle Royale Extravaganza in the PWL.  Which side would take control of the PWL, The CMI or The PIT?  Would neither side be in control?  If you're still reading, you may as well keep scrolling to view the match results of the July 4 PWL Battle Royale Extravaganza!

Battle Royale matches are listed by those eliminated, in chronological order, followed by the winner.

MATCH NUMBER 1 - MIDGETS' BATTLE ROYALE:
1-- KID DY-NO-MITE
2-- HAMBURGLAR
3-- MINI TRAPEZOID
4-- MASCARITA DIABLO
5-- CRAZE
6-- NONAGONCITO
7-- ORKO
8-- HANDSOME PETE
9-- ESTONIAN MIDGET
Winner:  THE GNAT

MATCH NUMBER 2 - LADIES' BATTLE ROYALE
1-- ALICE THE GOON
2-- ULTIMA PUERCA
3-- MRS. BUTTERWORTH
4-- PRINCESS CASHMERE
5-- SERGEANT BLAST
6-- BIG ETHEL
7-- BRUNHILDA
8-- ELIZA BLADE
9--URSA
Winner:  GRADE-A WOMAN

MATCH NUMBER 3 - CRUISERWEIGHT BATTLE ROYALE
1-- AMOEBA
2-- FILTH E. PIGG
3-- TRAPEZOID
4-- RUDY
5-- ? (QUESTION MARK)
6-- NONAGON
7-- XOOSE
8-- STARSHINE HIPPIE
9--HURRICANE JACKSON
Winner: ULTIMO PUERCO

MATCH NUMBER 4 - TAG TEAM BATTLE ROYALE
1-- THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS
2-- THE ILLUSTRATORS
3-- THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM
4-- HAARLEM HEAT
5--THE THUNDERFEET
6-- MOONDOGS 2000
7-- THE TANGLEFEET
8-- NC-17
9-- THE PILLARS OF PAIN
Winners: THE MOONDOGS (FIDO and ROVER)

MATCH NUMBER 5 - HEAVYWEIGHT BATTLE ROYALE
1-- WAFFLE HOUSE
2-- FAT ALBERT
3-- PLAGUE
4-- HUMAN TORNADO
5-- GRIMACE
6-- DRUNK THE CLOWN
7-- HULK BIXBY
8-- RONALD McDONALD
9-- COOLEROY
Winner: SETH

Intermission.

MATCH NUMBER 6 - MIDGETS' WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Champion CAP'N CRUNCH defeated THE GNAT with a second-rope superplex in 11:29 to retain the title.

MATCH NUMBER 7 - WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
Challenger GRADE-A WOMAN stunned the wrestling world by defeating champion DARK ANGEL with a small package reversal in 7:23 to win the Women's World championship.

MATCH NUMBER 8 - WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Champion VENOM continued his winning ways in the PWL by handing ULTIMO PUERCO a defeat, winning via a double-arm chicken wing submission hold in 9:24 to retain the title.

MATCH NUMBER 9 - WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Challengers THE MOONDOGS were ready to go, but came up just short against champions STRIKE FORCE.  Following the Eliminator, BEAST pinned ROVER in 13:19 to keep the titles.

MATCH NUMBER 10 - NORTH AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Challenger COOLEROY, the runner-up in the Heavyweight Battle Royale, made the most of this opportunity, winning his first championship in the PWL.  He pinned champion JOE THE GIANT following a bodyslam and a big splash.  Time of the match was 9:24.

MATCH NUMBER 11 - WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Things sometimes don't turn out the way they're originally booked.  As proof, challenger SETH utilized a tombstone piledriver on champion THE TERROR and pinned him at the 12:16 mark to stun everybody and win the World heavyweight championship.