UNDERCARD:
MAIN EVENT:
World heavyweight champion PLAGUE, STRIKE FORCE (BEAST and CARNAGE),
& VENOM versus
THE TERROR, JOE THE GIANT, & World tag team champions THE PILLARS
OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ).
Special referees: PWL President GENE WEST and North American heavyweight
champion FAT ALBERT.
All eight men are in the ring as the bell sounds to begin the match. Terror locks up with Plague, and Strike Force do battle with the Pillars. Unfortunately for Venom, that left him to tangle with the big man, Joe the Giant. Venom started on the offensive, knowing there was little he could do against the behemoth one-on-one. JTG laughed heartily, then went to work on the cruiserweight phenom, leveling him with several chops. Joe was merciful, sending Venom crashing to the canvas with only one chokeslam, followed by an easy pinfall. VENOM ELIMINATED AT 1:01.
Gene West followed Joe as he helped out Terror in his battle with Plague. Even the World champion found himself at a disadvantage taking on both wrestlers. Fat Albert, meanwhile, focused on the brawl between SF and POP. With ringside seconds Khaine and Dark Angel screaming their men on, the tag team pounded each other senselessly, the managers tossing in objects every so often. Golem found himself on the receiving end of a table leg, courtesy of Carnage. Beast and Quartz struggled valiantly over a pay phone ripped off the wall in the back of the arena. Carnage thought quickly, and landed a table leg shot upside Quartz's head, setting up a pay phone DDT from Beast. Fat Albert made the three count, and the sides were even at three aside. QUARTZ ELIMINATED AT 6:22.
Joe the Giant left the Plague-Terror scuffle to focus on Beast, still shaken after applying the DDT on Quartz. Joe tossed the phone aside, claiming that he needed no foreign objects to secure a victory. He proceeded to toy with Beast, as Joe was still upset after losing to Beast several weeks earlier. As this occurred, Plague gained the upper hand on Terror, eventually tossing him out of the ring. Gene West continued to monitor their action, which Plague controlled thoroughly on the floor. The fans enjoyed it as the World champion performed a piledriver on Terror through a table and to the floor. Terror shook it off, though, and motioned for Dark Angel to retrieve something from the back. That "something" turned out to be a roll-away bed, used by Terror for resting/lounging/sleeping/unmentionable purposes while awaiting his matches at all PWL events. Terror rmoved the comfy mattress, and attempted to entangle Plague in the springs underneath. This succeeded in opening several cuts on Plague's face, but i also made him angrier than usual. The champion began to toss the bed around, as Terror and Angel began screaming that they had paid for the bed themselves. Upon hearing the commotion, Joe the Giant left the ring and began brawling with Plague. Disgusted by Plague's actions, Terror and Dark Angel attempted to leave, but were chased down by Beast, who administered a massive pummeling.
Back in the ring, Fat Albert oversaw the Golem-Carnage brouhaha. Albert didn't seem to mind that Khaine recklessly interfered on his man's behalf, as Dark Angel helped Terror outside. Unlike many interference attempts in wrestling, Khaine's moves succeeded, as he clobbered Golem with a case of beer inexplicably found at ringside. While Fat Albert was not happy to see good brew wasted in such a fashion, he followed the action nonetheless, and as Golem fell to the mat, Albert made the one, two, three. The match was now three-on-two, in favor of CMI. GOLEM ELIMINATED AT 10:33.
Carnage had little time to celebrate, as he was blindside by Joe the Giant, who left Plague dazed on the floor. Terror continued what Joe had performed, blasting the World champion with several punches and kicks. Beast followed Joe into the ring, and Strike Force teamed up to fight Joe. Joe gained the upper hand, as he was still relatively unwinded. He leveled Beast and Carnage with several headbutts and boots to the face. Tossing Carnage over the top rope, JTG focused on tag partner Beast. As Khaine tended to Carnage outside, Joe was able to lift Beast up for the big chokeslam. Fat Albert made the count, and three seconds later, the match was even again, this time 2-on-2. BEAST ELIMINATED AT 11:59.
Joe quickly followed up by returning to the floor, and hammering Khaine with a right to the noggin. Joe tossed the confused Carnage into the ring, and with relative ease, lifted him up for the chokeslam as well. Fat Albert does his thing, and suddenly it's down to a two-on-one battle. CARNAGE ELIMINATED AT 12:32.
Joe motioned for Terror to toss Plague into the ring. Together, Terror and Joe assaulted Plague to the point where fans assumed they would see Plague's first pinfall defeat in the PWL. Then again, the PWL has a wildly popular face as their World champion, so he ain't going down without a fight, brother. Plague starts rejuvenating, much to the delight of the fans, as they hooted and hollered for him to recover. Plague connected with a right to Joe's head, sending him reeling into a corner. Terror was next, as he was the victim of a belly-to-belly superplex. Plague attempted a cover, but Terror still had enough to roll out of the ring. Dark Angel came to his aid, but was suddenly carted off by security at the request of Gene West. As she was escorted away, Plague took control of Joe the Giant. One, two, three punches to the head. Plague looks to crowd, who scream in approval. Plague whips Joe across the ring, he bounces off the ropes, big boot by Plague! The crowds roars as the champ nods, knowing what the fans want. Plague bounces off the ropes himself, and it's a leg drop of doom! Fat Albert counts, ONE, TWO, THREE! In true hero fashion, Plague pulls off a major accomplishment. JOE THE GIANT ELIMINATED AT 14:47.
Plague tosses Terror back into the ring. Gene West is still in the back, making sure Dark Angel is subdued. As Plague readies The Terror for his demise, Terror strikes, landind a low blow on the World champion. As they both attempt to recover, Terror still dazed from the earlier beating, Joe the Giant remains at ringside, taunting Fat Albert. As they jaw back and forth, Terror recovers enough to retrieve the pay phone used earlier in the match. Terror grabs it, runs to the ring, and slams it into the side of Plague's head. Sure, it was legal to do anyway, but Joe's interference was still integral. Fat Albert turns around, sees Terror atop Plague, and begins the count. One, two, ... NO! Plague barely kicks out! Enraged, Terror screams at Fat Albert, who is blindsided by Joe the Giant. As Terror cheers on his mentor, Gene West returns to the ring. He taps Terror on the back, Terror turns around, and it met with brass knucks, as well as the right hand of the PWL President. Terror drops to the mat. Plague drapes his left arm on Terror, and Gene West makes the ultra-quick 123 count. TERROR ELIMINATED AT 16:19.
YOUR WINNER: World heavyweight champion PLAGUE.