PWL Results for March 14, 1999.

• THE MOONDOGS (FIDO & ROVER) defeated THE ILLUSTRATORS (TIBOR & HAWLEY) in 4:14 when Rover pinned Tibor.
• HULK BIXBY pinned WEIRD HAROLD in 3:55.
• NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY & TRIPLE X) defeated ROPE THE DOPE & DRUNK THE CLOWN in 3:35 when Mercury pinned Rope.
• ULTIMO PUERCO defeated BUCKEY by submission in 5:03.
• Cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated AMOEBA by submission in 9:14.
• Midgets champion MASCARITA DIABLO defeated ORKO and NONAGONCITO in a three-way dance when he pinned Orko in 10:20.

• THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM & QUARTZ) defeated THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (BEAUTIFUL BIFF & SWEET SULLY) to attain the number one contenders' ranking in the tag division.  The one week's rest did the Express well, as they maintained an advantage through much of the match.  However, the POP took control at the six-minute mark in the bout, and never lost it.  With a flurry of quick tags, and double-teaming tactics, the Pillars dominated the remainder of the match.  The bout ended when Quartz pinned Sully at the 11:19 mark.
• World tag team champions STRIKE FORCE (BEAST & CARNAGE, managed by KHAINE) continued their unparalleled dominance of the PWL tag ranks by administering a thrashing to the Dutch duo HAARLEM HEAT.  It was all Strike Force in the match, attacking HH before the bell rang, and never letting the Dutchmen get a single offensive move in.  After a simple Eliminator, it was one, two, three.  Beast pinned Heat in only 51 seconds to end the "contest."
• Likewise, JOE THE GIANT gave THE TERROR the beating of a lifetime.  JTG attacked Terror at the bell and stunned him and the rest of THE PIT with his arsenal of moves.  Bodyslams, headbutts, clotheslines, and forearms, all made much more vicious by Joe's 7'5", 530-pound appearance.  Terror seemed to be completely finished, both in this match and his PWL career.  Suddenly, World heavyweight champion PLAGUE appeared from behind the curtains and stood in the middle of the walkway.  Joe the Giant stopped his beating, turned to look at the champ, and suddenly, shockingly, completely stopped his pummeling of the Terror.  Joe flashed a grin, and bowed his head.  Terror got up, took Joe by the head, climbed to the second ropes, and planted Joe with a DDT.  The referee, stunned, was forced by a cursing Terror to count.  One... two... three!  In 8:44, The Terror had done the unthinkable and pinned Joe the Giant.  Terror called for the rest of The Pit to enter the ring.  All of them proceeded to roll Joe the Giant out of the ring, and with all of their strength, hoisted Joe up on their shoulders and carried him to the dressing room area.  As The Pit passed by Plague, Terror stopped, gave him the finger, and cryptically informed the champion, "We'll see you at WrestleRama."
• World and North American champion PLAGUE, already near ringside, jumped into the ring and announced that because Terror was too chicken to face him now, he would take his frustrations out on his scheduled opponent.  Sure enough, COOLEROY came out to make a statement.  "Plague, you punk, don't be worryin' 'bout no Terror, boy.  If I have any say in it, one of you turkeys will be facing ME at WrestleRama!"  This two superheavyweights then engaged in an all-out brawl.  The ref wisely decided to let the combatants have at it, and allowed chairs, chains, and the timekeeper's bell come into play.  At one point, Cooleroy seemed to knocked out the champion with a vicious chairshot to the head.  Cooleroy, deciding that was not enough, climbed to the top turnbuckle for a Coole-sault.  Sure enough, the crafty Plague was only playing possum.  He got up and grabbed hold of Cooleroy before he could leap off the top.  Plague plastered the challenger with a belly-to-back superplex, with Cooleroy ironically landing head-first on the chair used to blast Plague.  Cooleroy wasn't playing possum , though, as Plague covered him for a well-earned three count, and another successful title defense for the combined heavyweight champion.