PWL Results for March 7, 1999.

• In the openeing match, DARK ANGEL of THE PIT defeated former Women's champion MRS. BUTTERWORTH by pinfall.  Butterworth opened the bout on the offensive, but Angel was able to turn the tide, and pinned Butterworth following an inside cradle.  Surprisingly, no Pit interference was neede in this match.
• Cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE retained his title with a win over ? (QUESTION MARK).  ? dazzled the fans with high flying moves, and at one point executed an huracanrana on Hippie from the top rope to the floor.  Hippie bounced back, however, and secured the victory with a Tornado DDT and pinfall.
• CAP'N CRUNCH had no trouble in defeating the talented, but inexperienced, KID DY-NO-MITE.  Crunch thrashed the Kid back and forth, around the ring.  Crunch managed several two-counts, only to pull the Kid off the mat.  As the jeers and trash rained onto the ring, the Cap'n finally polished off Dy-No-Mite with a top-rope superplex, and finally the one, two, three.  As a result of his win, Crunch receives a midgets' championship shot at a later date.
• THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM & QUARTZ) moved up to the number two contender position with a win over former tag champs THE THUNDERFEET.  The match lasted a decent amount of time, but it was thoroughly dominated by the POP.  The bout ended with POP spike-piledriving THUNDERFOOT 2, and GOLEM making the cover for the victory.
• Intermission.
• World tag team champions STRIKE FORCE (BEAST & CARNAGE) (w/KHAINE at ringside) defended their titles against the impromptu tandem of COOLEROY & HUMAN TORNADO.  The new team looked to be rusty in this match, but were able to keep up with the tag champions for a period of time.  About five minutes in, though, Beast and Carnage took control and kept Cooleroy and Tornado on the run with quick tags and power moves.  The champs were able to put Tornado in their Eliminator finishing move, the Pillars of Pain rushed to the ring, attacking the champions.  As Human Tornado and Cooleroy walked to the back, POP & SF brawled in and out of the ring for three or four minutes, until they finally fought their way to the dressing rooms.
• THE TERROR continued his impressive stint in the PWL, needing only 5:40 to pin former World champion HULK BIXBY.  Terror withstood the vicious big boot-legdrop combo from Bixby, kicking out before the referee had a chance to make a count.  Terror then taunted the Hulkster by performing the trademark Hulk-a-sizing shakes.  Terror then kicked Bixby in the head, following up with the Terror Spike.  Three seconds later, chalk up another pinfall win for the Terror.
• Heavyweight champion PLAGUE took on a thorn in the champ's side, GRIMACE, in the main event.  Grimace surprised the champ and those in attendance by gaining the upper hand at the outset of the match.  Utilizing takedown moves and mat holds, Grimace was able to put Plague down for a one-count.  Plague was able to take control of the match following a lapse in concentartion by the Purple Menace, though, and soon the champion was on a roll.  As Plague took charge, though, Terror made his way to the ring and began taunting the champion from the floor.  Seeing this from the dressing room, tag champs Strike Force approached the ring and began screaming at Terror from across the ring.  Then came the crucial moment in the match, as Grimace whipped Plague into the corner.  Terror held the champion in the corner as Grimace connected with an avalanche.  Seeing this, Strike Force entered the ring, immediately followed by Terror, as all five men began brawling for a few seconds, before Terror and Grimace left the ring.  They shouted obscenities at the Triple Threat as they headed to the dressing room.  The ref's official decision was a no-contest.

In matches to be aired the weekend of March 13-14:

• THE MOONDOGS (FIDO & ROVER) defeated THE ILLUSTRATORS (TIBOR & HAWLEY);
• RUDY pinned AMOEBA;
• MR. SANDMAN pinned DRUNK THE CLOWN;
• BOZO THE CLOWN defeated ROPE THE DOPE;
• Women's champion URSA pinned THE SORCERESS;
• HAARLEM HEAT and NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY & TRIPLE X) wrestled to a double-DQ;
• MASCARITA DIABLO pinned ORKO.

• THE TANGLEFEET defeated THE UNDERGROUND UGLIES;
• SETH pinned MUSH MOUTH;
• DUMB DONALD defeated XOOSE by countout;
• HURRICANE JACKSON wrestled ULTIMO PUERCO to a 10-minute draw;
• THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM defeated BUCKEY & WEIRD HAROLD;
• MOONDOGS 2000 (SPORT & PRINCE) defeated ULTIMO MOONDOGS (SNOOPY & SCHULTZ).